Art Sandusky

But you probably wish he did. Man, way to show team unity.

Nevermind is an album my Nirvana Yes Eugene, it is. Team ChokenSault, lady and gentlemen!

And we have Team ChokenSault's MVP. You're in, bubs.

I was going to go the "go back to seducing 23 year old men from 3000 miles away" route, but nevermind.

Who in the flying fuck is McDoogie Howser? Whiff!

Spiny is Team Kotz's MVP. Recognize.

I guess they found the way to make the Deadman be booed.

Teddy Long's shit never caught on because a) He's a heel, and b) Most WWE fans are extremely lame and can't understand the superiority of Playaspeak.

European Tour recap... Thrill as Eddie and Bradshaw alienate consecutive shows' fans!

IDRM spins the beats at Team Kotzenjunge's supacool club. It's quite the interesting night already, as it is every night at Club Kotz. Zack Malibu and FrigidSoul try to bribe their teams' way in, but they have no business here.

Chavo 0wns commentary.

The mods are all too busy delivering pizzas in 30 minutes or less to honor the other "concerns addressed in less than 24 hours" commitment. Oh, and big ups to Tom for getting me my pizza in 24:45. I gave him a healthy tip.

Awwwww, Mike doesn't want his team broken up! What a trooper.

I see MikeSC's responses in my dreams before he makes them.

You replaced the one called Da Flame too. Nice touch.

More than you already have, you mean.

That's lovely.

You haven't defeated the law, yet. We meant everyone but the law. Sir.

But if he's going to be a doctor, he has to leave the board after calling it hopelessly immature.

It's getting boring rocking everyone else in this. Come on people, PUT FORTH SOME EFFORT!

This new "catchphrase" is so awful, I actually lost feeling in my left leg for a second after reading it.

I can't even think of anything to say back, because I honestly know nothing about you. I can't even make some kind of stereotypical comment about you as you can me. I couldn't tell anyone anything more about you than "well, he's English, and I think he likes soccer." I'd much rather be insulted based on my own personality traits than have people know absolutely nothing about me because I'm just that immemorable. I didn't even know what team you were on, despite being drafted pretty high and actually being one of the people who was doing the drafting itself. I forget you even exist if I don't see your name or a post of yours right in front of me. Seriously, someone'll IM me to tell me how I got rocked by some Chave dude, and I'll ask them "who?" They'll provide a helpful link or I'll look for it myself, and I'll say "Oh, that's Chave." Repeat this sequence of events every time you post anything. You're like some kind of messageboard Alzheimer's symptom. It's troubling that I'm losing my memory, but at the same time, I'm constantly underwhelmed when I find out what it was that I couldn't remember, like remembering you had some money you hadn't spent and finding out it was really just a gift certificate for the Pottery Barn. So yeah, until the next time I read a post of yours.

FrigidSoul's new name is Tarzan.

Banky's the overpowering government's military watching the urban squabbling amongst gangs in all of this.

-iB-.