Art Sandusky

Bah, Zack's whole team is a disappointment. So is FrigidSoul's. And Anglesault's. That leaves us as the sole non-disappointment. I hope we don't get complacent being on the top so much.

Team Kotzenjunge's Thirteenth Round Selection: KingOfOldSchool: While he had a cup of tea with the somewhat underwhelming Manson name, KingOfOldSchool has proven to be a hardy poster, consistently posting in the WWE folder for years now despite the creeping idiocy that lies within. He also lobbied pretty hard to be drafted, but no lobbying was needed. Team Kotzenjunge's scouts have seen him go toe-to-toe with WWE folder retards, and that's more than enough training to deal with people in HD. Think of attending boot camp when your drill sargeant has done a LOT of meth. That's what he's gone through. We welcome him to Team Kotzenjunge. Throw up that V, mofo.

AoO felt that MikeSC wasn't worthy of being "THE" MikeSC, so now he's just A MikeSC. And Beast, don't just stand there and say "friction," ATTACK!

Bradshaw must have pictures on Vince or something. This is a seriously troubling rumor.

Because it's another "genius and imaginative thread" that came from a rather piddling WWE newsbit?

Team Kotzenjunge's Twelfth Round Selection: Murmuring Beast: Another that often goes unnoticed, Murmuring Beast has made a name for himself recently by revealing that he was behind the extremely unpopular, stupid, and generally smelly and unpleasant poster "The MikeSC." Such a performance as a mindless conservative boob and keeping it up for as long as he did shows that Murmuring Beast is a true messageboard warrior, capable of some of the best posts now that he's bequeathed the MikeSC character to a ferret with a brain tumor. Plus, he likes the Beach Boys. For a island boy such as myself, that's always a plus. This beast won't have to speak up for you to know he's there.

My friends are already all established, so I don't need to have a specific method.

We're sad that we're awesome. Frigid misses out on yet another person that endorsed him heavily. Makes you wonder what that'll do for the loyalty of those on his team...

That my team members are being actively courted by the other leaders shows the superiority of our collective talent.

Team Kotzenjunge's Eleventh Round Pick: Cartman: Yet another supposed "friend" forgotten by FrigidSoul, Cartman brings the liberalism to Team Kotz and gives the group a strong New England presence. Until recently, he sported the "The Word According to the U.S." sig as well as the Czech Republic-created "Content of MikeSC Posts" picture. FrigidSoul says he drafts with his brain, so does this mean he doesn't consider Cartman intelligent or a worthy member of a team? Was Cartman not worthy after campaigning for FrigidSoul to get the #1 pick? Team Kotzenjunge's talent scouts are far better-suited to notice talent, and Cartman makes a fine addition to Team Kotzenjunge. "I Love FrigidSoul?" Wellsir, he doesn't love you back.

We don't have dumbass tatoos on our face. You're not hard enough for face tattoos.

We eat the competition's children. Beat that.

Goddammit Zack, Tyler was MINE next! You don't know how to properly use one of the few liberals on the board!

Team Kotzenjunge's Tenth Round Pick: Spiny Norman: A true man who does his thing in the background, to our recollection, this fine poster has never started a topic, but has merely (and we use "merely" in the grandest way possible) dropped in on a multitude of threads and busted out, quite often, the best zinger in the thread. He has no sig or avatar, so he often goes unnoticed, but that's why Team Kotzenjunge has a crack team of talent scouts, to make sure quality posters such as Spiny Norman don't fall through the cracks. Plus, he's named for a musical group that lists an invisible hedgehog as one of its members. And who's ever successfully defended against an invisible enemy?

BREAKING NEWS Team FrigidSoul and Team Kotzenjunge have struck a deal whereby, upon their returns to the board, Hoff goes to Team FrigidSoul and BX goes to Team Kotzenjunge. Team Zack Malibu can have TSA09.

Team Kotzenjunge V.S. Team FrigidSoul

Look at the parlor tricks these other teams have to use to appear better than us. All smoke and mirrors.

Team Kotzenjunge is so blatantly superior it's almost criminal to continue the draft.

But his overratedness is what makes him great, and thus perfectly rated, almost underrated.

Team Kotzenjunge's Ninth Round Selection: Dids: From humble beginnings as a guy with a schnazzy ".sig," Dids has evolved into a board mainstay and frequent contributor to GC, HD, and LSD threads. His King Pimp picture forever lives in TSM lore as one of the most memorable member images ever, and his weblog pimping is actually understated and not bothersome, thus giving him an advantage over everyone else who has ever had one. Dids is a tremendous addition to Team Kotzenjunge, if for nothing more than his unique blend of whiteness and street cred. No, you don't join Team Kotzenjunge, Team Kotzenjunge joins you.

MARKOUT

Umm... obviously?

FOOSTER IS HERE. Oh, FS had better not draft him before I can...

And he is SO not being drafted by me after that big-ass picture.

I think I'm going to have to start castrating people who fuck up the draft thread. You think people would realize after TWENTY-THREE posts of the same people, in the same order, that they aren't supposed to post in it? I mean, I thought putting the disclaimer in big letters would help.