Art Sandusky

NY Untouchable endorses FrigidSoul. NY Untouchable also endorses the New York Mets. The New York Mets are 28-28 right now, dead even at .500. Do you want mediocrity? If so, vote FrigidSoul. If you want prosperity, vote Kotzenjunge.

Hey look, it's Anglesault's chances. Hey look, it's people that Zack invited over to his "House of Fun." Hey look, I just had a premonition of how things would be if FrigidSoul got the #1 pick.

FACT: FrigidSoul used a picture of Kojak in his sig for months. Kojak is bald. Who else is bald? ONE OF THE MODELS ON HOTGAYMEN.COM. Please, for our families. Paid for by The Commitee to Get Kotzenjunge the #1 Pick

If you've got something I remember about you, yes.

Oh yeah, Rico and Haas. Wow, amazing how forgettable Smackdown has become. And umm, who's the queer who's main eventing this Sunday? Did I miss something?

A vote for Zack Malibu is a vote for John Bradshaw Leyfield winning the WWE Title.

Eh, she'll be on Zack's team or FS's Underage Extravaganza probably.

I got the widescreen version, and saw no problems. And DMann, you must not be aware of the federal restriction that limited visible speedometers to 85mph during the performance drought of the 70s and 80s. If a car had a digital speedometer (such as the C4 Corvette), it clearly went faster than 85, as did most any car. However, the government felt power of suggestion would keep people from thinking it could go faster than 85, and thus use less gas. Obviously, some fell for it.

You dared ruin a Scarface-inspired post. That alone is grounds for people to cast you out into the wilderness as a uncouth beast, ill-suited for civilization.

In the spring of 2002, the board at TheSmartMarks.com was opened, and thousands set sail for forums.thesmartmarks.com. They came in search of the Internet Dream. One of them found it in the flame-ridden folder of Hardcore Discussion... posts, stroke, and adoration beyond his wildest dreams. He was Patrick Spoon. The world will remember him by a different name... KOTZENJUNGE.

Christian and Big Show come back as The Christian Show on Smackdown and single-handedly revitalize the Smackdown tag division. ... now that I think about it, who are the Smackdown Tag Champs?

At least pick someone accurate and put Elvis Costello's head in my place.

I had no problems with the trilogy box set, and I got it back when it first came out.

Team Kotzenjunge has so much rhythm, yes, that's right, your socks will indeed be rocked.

BREAKING NEWS: FRIGIDSOUL AND ZACK MALIBU CAUGHT IN LOVE TRIANGLE WITH ALFDOGG! KOTZENJUNGE WINS FIRST PICK IN LANDSLIDE! ANGLESAULT TURNS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 18 AND 25!

I'm sure he said it out loud too.

Malibu's winning now? The fuck? Ohhhhh yeah, all his little teenybopper fans are out of school now.

(calls slander on FS)

"Who?" -- Vince McMahon and every WWE mark that doesn't have the internet.

Then you're made for FS's team.

FS eats poop. Vote for me.

Tough, you're still in.

(pages AoO to change AP's name to "Agnes" so it'll be official and CWM can call him that anyway)

Christian really was starting to get over as a pretty serious and upper-midcard heel too, even with me, and I've been totally unenthused by him ever since he became a singles wrestler.

"IT'S PARTY TIME!" -- Steve Blackman