Art Sandusky

From here on, it goes Kotz-Malibu-Frigid, and Anglesault gets the leftovers, or whoever wants to be on his team. Team Kotzenjunge's Second Round Pick: JustSoYouKnow: Another member of the State of America (Secretary of Justice), JSYK is no stranger to TSM cliques. Although he is at odds with Captain Kotz over the virtues of Kylie Minogue and Radiohead, he's still a quality poster that can bring the flames when he wants to. Still young and full of piss and vinegar, JSYK is a good addition to any HD crew.

We forgot how slack Anglesault was.

Want to have Anglesault as your leader?

Anyone who wants to be on Anglesault's team, post here. If not, you're fair game for the other three as we go ahead and pick all but 15 of the draftees.

I'm pondering a trade with FS. I was this close to taking AoO first... fuckin' A.

Yes, we're going to do just that. Those who want to be reserved for Anglesault's team say so in here.

I think we have a problem. Anglesault isn't on all that often. How the hell are we supposed to keep going after FS picks? I mean, anyone else as a team leader would work, since he ended up last in the picking order and all, but, um, yeah...

Sounds dumb, but this is actually sort of exciting. Jesus, I need a life.

Fuckbutter is my new favorite word.

According to AIM correspondence, one of FrigidSoul's ideal picks and his gurl are BOTH gone now. It'll be interesting to see who he snags now. I say Slayer.

Team Kotzenjunge's First Round Pick: David Schwimmer: Formerly Incandenza, his name was stolen by Chave while David himself was Squirtle! He's a veteran of the State of America (State Celebrity) and the Establishment (one of ten inaugural members), as well as being one of the few on this board that consistently entertain Captain Kotz. Team Kotzenjunge expects David Schwimmer to carry the banner of Kotz-dom in the Music folder and while stamping his badge of approval (or disapproval~) on various threads. He sees you hatin'.

Lady and Gents, this IS the Smart Marks Draft 2004. Nevermortal pointed out that TSM needs a brand extension due to a downright obese posting roster, so CWM suggested a draft, akin to what went down at WDI. The participants have all declared their intentions, and I even added a few I know would want in but weren't online to say so. Mr. Zsasz Alfdogg CobainWasMurdered Dids Dynamite Kido Slayer Meatwad Nevermortal Angle-Plex Caboose Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye FrozenBlockOfPiss Chave IDrinkRatsMilk The Superstar NY Untouchable Cartman Rob E Dangerously R2DFooster McSockman The Czech Republic JAxlMorrison Fear Havoc Spiny Norman Nice Guy Adam Shadow Sovereign Will Scarlet The Kid BDC JSYK Chuck Woolery HeHateMe2k2 Fook CM Funk KKKTookMyBabyAway KingOfOldSchool Trivia 247 Drury37 Choken One -iB- Man of 1,004 Modes Kardo KJ Brackish KingOfThe909 Tyler McClelland MarvinIsALunatic G Money Memoirs of Chevy INXS DerangedHermit Stephen Joseph Agent of Oblivion DocOck Murmuring Beast Aero Crandamaniac A MikeSC Vitamin X Goodear Ripper Treble Charged OldSchoolWrestling Steviekick CanadianChick RVDMARK4:20 The Unknown Gunslinger Lord of the Curry David Schwimmer Team Kotzenjunge Team FrigidSoul Team Zack Malibu Team Anglesault Please keep discussion in the other thread.

Fooster is indeed part of the draft. EDIT: Also, would a mod please change the title of this to "The One and Only Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread?" This will be where people talk about picks and lobby to be picked and so on. It'll keep the actal Draft Thread itself much tidier.

Time is indeed up. Blame the Pistons/Lakers game for making me late. I'll put up the Draft Thread itself when the game is over! FIRST PICK GOES TO: TEAM KOTZ/KYLIEJUNGE

No more new draft entries as of this post.

40 MINUTES FOR NEW ENTRIES~!

40 MINUTES~!

(nixes plans to draft Murmuring Beast, in that case)

Bah, I'm already busted. Goddamn strict police around here...

Oh, you are SO on my team if someone else doesn't get you first.

(realizes this means he's trying to get -iB-'s vote) Um, quarters for all but -iB-!

(shamelessly curries the favor of the potheads for their votes) A quarter of the dankest shit in the Southeastern US for all who vote for me!

Shit, I inhaled ALL of it. I was high as FUCK when I made the previous statement. VOTE FO' DA CHRONIC~ Zsasz, I thought you were referring to the LSD thread where the very question of me supposedly doing some passed out drunk girl came up. So yeah, that actually did happen.

Yes. Yes they do. LIKE THE KIND OF POISONS FRIGIDSOUL USES ON HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS! Vote Kotzenjunge.

What the fuck ever, Zsasz. Try looking shit up before you post. She was drunk, but FAR from passed out. I would think that being conscious enough to come with me to the local apothecary and picking out the condoms herself would qualify as "not passed out." And Marvin knows I'm one of his biggest marks and always have been. Good man.