Art Sandusky

Okay, I'm here now, and Team Kotzenjunge's Seventh Round pick can be made. Fortunately, neither Zack or FS took who I planned next... EDIT: And I'm fixing the big board first to reflect the new draftees and Anglesault team reserves.

I like my team having intellectual property outside of its actual posters. Shows that we're the whole fuckin' show here. As leader of Team Kotzenjunge, I declare "WHOOSH" to be public domain until these gang wars end with us standing over all of your beaten, flame-ridden bodies.

Kardo hasn't been moved yet. I may have scared him off by suggesting it though. Jesus, Team Kotzenjunge and Team Malibu are already scrapping before the draft is even over.

I want someone to make up a big-ass draft report on the first (and sweet) sixteen picks. I've already done enough goddamn work with this, someone else do it.

I would trade for you Banky, but I don't see how my squad could be much better, and Zack's team needs all it can get. As for not being picked, you were going to be my 3rd round pick had you not been snagged by Zack or FS first. I had Inc pegged as the 1st as soon as I got to make the 1st selection, and JSYK got #2 for his heavy campaign assistance.

Back on Page 8 we stopped taking people, but do you want to be on Anglesault's team, Kardo?

With Team Kotzenjunge's 6th round pick in the books, selections are suspended until tomorrow when Malibu will kick us off again.

Team Kotzenjunge's Sixth Round Selection: Treble Charged: Tim Moysey has his own biggest fan, and was an integral part in the Establishment (inaugural member) and a member of the State of America (Duke of Sporting Events). These would be more than enough qualifications for one of those other second-rate teams, but TC also brought us the Bob Barron picture and Polkaroo. Tim doesn't speak too too much outside of the Sports folder, but when he does, it's guaranteed to be an entertaining post. Downhome would be simply in awe of this criminally underrated poster.

JSYK's right, X. We're buds and all, but had JSYK not picked you out to harass, you'd have never gone so fast.

Discuss my theft of FS's best bud and ruining the metal solidarity.

Team Kotzenjunge's Fifth Round Selection: Slayer: Formerly Angelslayer, he was tired of being called Angleslayer and being confused with Anglesault when it came to abbreviations. He makes a very solid addition to Team Kotzenjunge and is always quick with, at the very least, a stinging zinger if not a full-blown ass raping such as the one offered WWE folder moderator nikjohns ("fuck off" -- PM sent to nikjohns). Slayer was clearly abandoned by his supposed best friend on the board and will surely feel at home on Team Kotz after he was ditched by the rest of the metal cult. Welcome Slayer, you can call us Team RAVEGORE if you want.

CWM goes to Team Kotzenjunge~

Team Kotzenjunge's Fourth Round Pick: CobainWasMurdered: Despite recently being re-named Bring Back Charlie Ward (an ode to one of the worst posters in TSM history, who consequently is on Anglesault's team), CWM is one of the monoliths of the board. A robbery at his late-night shift at a convenience store, being sent into the wilderness as a lumberjack, and even fatherhood can't keep this man from this place. He's got stroke up the yin-yang, and was another of the inagural members of the Establishment. He's taken on Johnson, Brain, Anglesault, Prince Paul, and just about anyone who's ever trolled. Most recently, he rumbled with Popick over OAOAST matters (what else is new?) and FrigidSoul. CWM now dons the pink leather pants he once mocked with pride.

Team Kotzenjunge's war room is pretty confident in its next few picks.

FrigidSoul takes Alfdogg in something of a shocker, and I took IDRM. Shock and awe, discuss while we wait for Malibu's pick.

All great choices. Done and done.

iB was never part of the original draft eligibility thread, believe it or not. I added him for shits and giggles.

Team Kotzenjunge's Third Round Pick: IDrinkRatsMilk: Long known as the sexual deviant of TSM, IDRM is sometimes overlooked as a poster who always brings the content and the flames when he needs to, and often when the other person isn't even aware of it. Each post of his is filled with several references, maybe even about someone on one of the other sorry-ass teams. We try to forget his Tigger phase.

Nah. What we're doing right now is much funnier.

Check the big board for more additions to Anglesault's team. Other teams will still be limited to 15 people.

HAHAHAHA You're on Anglesault's team. We're going to have Anglesault's team be more than the rest, but the extra people will be complete doofs.

And selection activity is suspended until tomorrow, whenever Malibu makes his pick. In the meantime, JSYK has been taken as the first in the Second Round. Discuss.

It's official, check the big board in the draft thread.

Man of 1,004 Modes is out and IDRM is in after I realized I forgot to put him on the list. 1,004 wanted out anyway.

Nope, you posted in the thread. You're on Anglesault's team.