Art Sandusky

The third ones are your safest bet. Ask em to go dancing. Dumb girls love to dance, and if you can manage to be a prick, you're golden. Oh, I'm working on it. Helps that I get them interested by claiming to be the best dancer in the place (which I am, but anyway). The natural reaction of these girls any time anyone says they're superlative at anything is to assert their own superiority. In a magical land where you don't reply to EVERYTHING.

For the record, I was drunk, not high. AS is added to the growing list of people I don't want in Kylie-related threads. EDIT: And no run-in. Anyone trying to do a run-in on this is like Kaientai trying to run-in on the 2000 Royal Rumble. They get humiliated and their faces busted. ... Dannii can watch the fight and declare the winner by virtue of having Minogue genes.

CWM Banky (fuckin' A... flips coin) Agnes (if Agnes wins, we should finally ban him) Jobber of the Week FrigidSoul Zack Malibu nl5xsk1 Sandman Agent of Oblivion (Who I still want to win) Rando Lord of the Curry (Costanzanzians UNITE~) IDRM Thumbtack YNA treble charged KKK

Cute Kylie preps the camera. Some quick promo shots before the fight begins. Sex Kylie tries the dreaded Coat Whip on Cute Kylie. Cute Kylie responds with a hair pulling. Sex Kylie takes out her aggressions on Dance Kylie, who is embroiled in an argument with Indie Kylie over the merits of dance music. But Cute Kylie has a bat... STAY TUNED!

A news thread is informative. Anglesault is not.

Spaceman Spiff - 195,485,846:1

They'd damn well better have a good card, I'm attending one of the shows that weekend (6/19 in Charleston, SC). Ah, who am I kidding, they could have a returning Mark Henry versus Garrison Cade or something and I'd mark out still. God, it's amazing how fast all the smark pretensions fly out the window when I see this stuff live.

Odds so far: Indie Kylie - 3:2 Sex Kylie - 5:1 Dance Kylie - 9:1 Dance Kylie - 15:1

The problem is that the hotties I work with are either 1) Lesbians, 2) Taken, or 3) the party-hardy type who refuse to even be caught talking to someone who "looks all smart and stuff" like me.

I don't want iB in any thread where Kylie is involved in any way. Seriously.

Nah, this is about my 6th or 7th time. I've just never had access to a computer before whilst high. I think Indie Kylie will win, and even if she doesn't she's still the sexiest by far.

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE IMAGE OF MY DEAR SWEET ALIZEE

Wow, I'm really high. Dude.

Is that you.

Sex Kylie a.k.a. Little Miss Chevious. v.s. Indie Kylie v.s. Cute Kylie v.s. Dance Kylie Stay tuned for this exciting encounter~! Bets will be taken before the fight starts.

See, the case could be made that Anglesault provides a dissenting voice against all the positive people in the WWE folder... ... Umm, I mean, he always provides insight into any topic with lots of well thought-out... ... Umm... provides examples of why he thinks... ... Says thought-provoking things in the CE folder... ... At least Rudo does his best to provide backup for his arguments, as much as I might disagree with him. AS just says something over and over again no matter how much might be against him, and never provides any kind of support for any argument of his other than what can be subsidized into "this is how I think, so there." Anyone who actually SUPPORTS such posting that is so clearly one-track and trollerific (if you go by the pretty universal definition of "posting to get a reaction and nothing else") is equally handicapped, mentally.

Yes, because sarcasm is never used.

Dude, my post is right there.

I've got a job that I'm making a good bit of money from (when they give me friggin' hours), I'm getting a classic Mustang finally, and it's summer. If I could get the woman part down now, I'd be SET.

Eh, I don't think I need to say what I voted.

If I really was going to go for sure, I'd see what human tasted like.

Come on Teddy, some dignity...

I'm going to post just to see if iB responds to what I say in this post.

I wonder what Oprah is doing right now.