Art Sandusky

You sell it like you would if someone shoved a 17 inch salami into one of your eye sockets.

Oh, trust me, the novel goes into it pretty deep. I never checked out the comics other than what was printed in Nintendo Power.

I never knew I had your favor Yeah. Shut up, kid.

I can beatbox like a mofo.

I thought it was either that or his orbiting castle.

I don't give a shit who's in it, if Eleanor walks some rice rocket, my life would be complete. Eleanor can drive itself if it wants to, it just doesn't do it so it doesn't attract attention.

I think that what I liked about Shadows was the insight you got into Vader's character. Internal monologue from the best character in the entire Star Wars universe = teh win. When he finally got to open the Imperial fleet up on the... whatever Xixor's big ship was, I marked out. I should check that Tatooine Ghost book out though, sounds good. What I want to know is how the EU novelists and comic artists and game makers keep managing to come up with new character names that sound Star Wars-y.

(whacks off since no one's in here at the moment)

YESYESYESYESYESYES!! It's either this or another awful motorcycle film. (prays for a 2005 Mustang to play a prominent role and/or Eleanor to do a run-in)

I think that's meant to be him soon after he has to wear it or something, or maybe before they put the bald cap on. Why am I making excuses for something I don't even want to see?

Ravenbomb has curried my favor once again. Good job.

"Everybody Dance Now" and the appearance of the Warrior gets me every time.

28? No shit? Shocking.

I LOVED Shadows of the Empire. Call me narrow-minded, but once you've perverted the characters from the films so much, it just isn't entertaining anymore. You can't connect with the characters nearly as much anymore. Anything set during the OT has much more strict guidelines to follow. I look at it like total fantasy booking as compared to filling in holes between PPVs that are un-changeable. It's also gotten pretty silly with how many times the Emperor was resurrected or took over someone's body or dumb shit like that. I read the EU databank at starwars.com and audibly groan at how stupid some of it is. The only books I was ever able to really get into was the Jedi Academy Trilogy and Darksaber. Maybe I just really like the Admiral Daala character.

"We hated?" I certainly don't hate Limp Bizkit, and I'm not about to change that so I can be part of the majority either. Please stop talking in the collective with such things.

That's Drury's thing. I don't understand how people get angrier over the Thanks as opposed to his blatant stupidity. Eh, no reason to quote this other than "blad dude." I like that. Flair needs to stop yes, but he's the one insisting on wrestling still. Until recently, he'd been downplaying his problems whenever the office asked about them. Those are some deep-voiced girls. The pop was meager, but far from a Jeff Hardy pop. So... rather than "attack" someone he might have real problems with, you'd rather he attack someone with whom the action would be more palatable to the majority. That's some A-1 logic right there. Baaa, Baaa.

Replace "most of the themes" with "ALL of the themes" and we've got a winner.

Once again, "Do You Realize??" is the only conscionable choice.

Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby Madison Avenue - I'm Horny ATC - Around the World (La Da Da) Ultra Nate - Free Alice Deejay - Better off Alone

Spoon's "Mixaroonie XXXV -- Recognize." Of course, this is probably in heavy rotation because I'm doing simul-listens with a lot of people. It's the latest and possibly greatest Mixaroonie, as the 35th had to be something special, and as a 71:13-long continuous Beatles mix, it's certainly special. No Doubt's "It's My Life." I love the guitar/synth sound thingie, whatever it is.

(skullfucks him for liking Jar Jar)

(eats apple) Thanks, I was hungry. (throws a copy of Star Wars: Episode I back at him)

(walks in) Hi.

^^ loves man-hole.

The way I see it, if Yoda could do his shit at 860 years old, Obi-Wan can do his shit at 70-something. EDIT: I found this on some site, looks like Hayden in the suit: