Art Sandusky

Must... not... get... angry...

How he managed to get himself into such a situation while simple house parties elude me is a true testament to the topsy-turvyness of this world.

Ooh, keep that up. (gets moist)

Well, Popick did manage to get a girl to marry him...

Oops, missed that one. Sorry, mang. Look DFA, it's all good. Come back to your thread, I'll make you feel all better inside.

Look, just because DAVID~ doesn't give you a choice doesn't mean other people can't be open-minded. Now get back to gulpin' his sour cream.

Fedoras aren't goofy, bah gawd. EDIT: By "my look," I meant my facial hair look, or a lack of it, just to give an idea of what I look like clean-shaven.

L O F'N L

Oh shit~! DFA's comin for you! This post was strangely prophetic. NY Untouchable gets the Clairvoyance Award for calling this way back on the first page.

I dunno, maybe it came about when you started paying attention to my stuff. Then again, this material is so pristine, I don't know how anyone could NOT cash in at least ten hilarious posts from it.

Looks like the Christian Kibosh is out on Ninja Gaiden...

Nope, this was the case of one just taking off. It started rather innocently.

YES~!

DeathFromAbove SINGS~ us his favorite song and wistfully remembers his one true love... "I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I’m older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders I through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there’s been heartache and pain I don’t know if I can face it again Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I’m gonna take a little time A little time to look around me I’ve got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life there’s been heartache and pain I don’t know if I can face it again I can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is And I know, I know you can show me Let’s talk about love I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside I want you to show me, and I’m feeling so much love I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide I know you can show me, yeah I wanna know what love is, let’s talk about love I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too And I know and I know, I know you can show me Show me love is real, yeah I wanna know what love is..."

Nay.

Oops, didn't mean to quote that last one.

What about visiting me? I've already cleaned up the guest room for your arrival.

Better than busting anal cherries.

Smackdown should have a low rating this week, since NCAA conference tournaments are pre-empting Smackdown in a lot of places. Typically, this would be the first Smackdown I'm excited about and want to sit and watch beginning to end instead of taping it and watching later and it's pre-empted.

And she's the freak?

Don't compete with your vomit? Very well then. I fail to see how any of this refutes your rumored homosexual relationship with this David chap.

(prepares a "WHOOSH" but says "ah, fuck it")

At least she's a female.

All that means is that you like being the femme of the relationship.

Ahem... A "get-together" with David, who is "not kissing" you, and is "not having gay buttsex" with you.