Art Sandusky

For the record, this guy isn't me.

How was that creepy? "Where it all begins again," and you show an infant, a symbol of beginnings. Fucking people will find whatever they can...

It's not going to change until the fans start to tire of it en masse, so just bite the bullet. He still moves loads of merchandise and pops the crowd more than anyone else on the (current) Raw roster, so they have no reason for him to stop what he's doing. Doesn't mean it bugs the living hell out of me though.

Edited for correction.

That implies there was something to spoil.

Seconded. Everyone in this thread is trying too hard.

I SEE THE LIPS MOVING BUT I DON'T HEAR THE WORDS

Fix the topic title. It's a lottery, not a draft.

EXACTLY... wait a second.

Here, I took it to West Coast Customs and this is what they did with it: You like?

You still haven't explained why your name is Do Cock.

Whoa, this ain't no Patrick. I'm the TRUE measurement of a Patrick.

I think the stunner wasn't emotional so much as the stomping of Lesnar out of the ring. That's where I think the real anger came out.

We all saw Wrestlemania X-2 tonight. (cues Yuna singing "Real Emotion")

So THAT'S what the crowd was looking at. We were trying to figure out what it was that everyone was looking at when not booing Lesnar and Goldberg.

It wasn't in the casino itself, it was at the convention center that was part of the hotel/casino. I could be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain they weren't held in the actual casino part of Trump Plaza.

OMG TEH MCMAHON BEH BEH IZ GONNA BE TEH NEWWWWWWWWWW CEO~11111

I thought my head was going to explode. I had the most throbbing headache ever on the way home.

It isn't an actively bad choice, but not worth hyping as they did the locations of the last four shows.

I lost my voice in the final five minutes of the main event. "NO! NO! FUCK YOU MICHAELS! FUCK, IT'S GONNA BE HHH AND MICHAELS! FUCK THE OTHER DUDE YOU JUST PUT THROUGH THE TABLE, HE'S OUT OF THE WAY SO YOU CAN HAVE THE REAL MATCH NOW! FUCK!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HE CAN'T WIN!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD BENOIT SAVED IT! FUCK!" "PEDIGREE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" "SHARPSHOOTER! TAP, GODDAMMIT! TAP LIKE A BITCH, FUCKER!!!! TAP TAP TAP TAP!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU MICHAELS!!!!" "NO NOT THE SUPERKICK!!!! NOOOOOOO... YES YES YES BENOIT FUCKED YOU UP!!! YOU'RE OUTTA THERE!!! GO GET HHH NOW!!!!!!" "TAP MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T PASS OUT! TAP! TAP! TAP!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (starts hugging everyone in the bar)

Now that Wrestlemania is over:

It would have been a phat touch if his clothes had been dirty and torn and shit, but nope.

(raises hand) Eddie coming out and hugging Benoit did it for me. Had I watched it at home, I probably would have bawled like a child.

But it's true. Within a second of Kane touching the Undertaker for the first time, it was clear that it was just BikerTaker with the old music. One token sit-up, a long coat and a wide-brimmed hat do not the Undertaker make.

Harpo sure does talk a lot.