Art Sandusky

Your resolution is fucked up. Fix your computer, it looks fine on mine.

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Threads like this help remind me that I have the coolest sig going. Just look at it. Is anyone else's like it? Nope.

WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER

I don't know as much as someone who lives there, but I'd at least avoid sounding like an idiot about Australia.

What was up with the spoon in Abe's chair? Just more randomness?

This is better.

OMG ITZ CC IN A FEW YEARZ

(makes Alscace-Lorraine part of Germany again, allows the rest of the country to get off with a slap on the wrists)

I'll be all over this, and it's pretty much because The Rock is in it. Yeah, I'm still a hopeless mark for the guy.

That was awfully aggressive in a thread meant for humor... I laugh at EVERYTHING. I'm the guy you probably want to throw your drink at in a movie theater.

(has finished conquering Angelslayer's country and challenges the UN to resolve the situation)

(invades Angelslayer's country and sets off the first crisis for the new organization)

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Kylie in 1994: If you want another way to tell, 1994 Kylie is the one with the glasses in my sig.

Jack Daniels is made in Tennessee, hence being called "Tennessee Whiskey" on the bottle. Once again, Tennessee asserts its superiority. And Corvettes are built in Kentucky, so there's TWO good things that come out of the state.

That would explain "letting" his "girlfriend" beat him up. ... That Mike is also in Charleston, gay or not, disturbs me more than anything else.

But Jager is from Germany, which makes it better. Achtung! Crazy shit from Kentucky > even the most refined German drinks.

It's all about the Wild Turkey rum. Twice the alcohol as Jager, and twice the man.

Banky alternates between hating me and liking me, and since he liked me last I knew, I expect an F.

The current Kylie is amazing, but I'd probably take Fever Kylie over the current one. That said, Kylie Minogue Kylie is the best, as that's the Indie Kylie. I think that was around the same time as Bio-Dome.

I miss when I had a peak. Then my computer died for a month and a half and I lost it. NO POBO!!!

Any extremely remote possibility of it ever coming close to possibly have a chance of happening lasted about 0.0000001 of a second.

Pfft, I've seen pictures of Kylie that almost came close to possibly maybe making me question my worship of her. That one isn't one of them.