Art Sandusky

Astro has always had a fairly good knowledge of stuff from before he got here. I think he was born with it.

I knew as soon as Edge connected rather awkardly with the spear at the end of the ME last night that SOMEONE would start a thread saying that the move was the dumbest one ever or something, and I knew it'd be AS, since it's something that happened once, like when Orton did a weird lingering low blow and suddenly "can't even do a low blow properly!" Jesus, get over it, people. There are and will forever be lamer finishers. I'm sure someone's mentioned the Heart Punch by now.

Phillip Rivers deserves better than San Diego. He was quickly becoming one of my favorite college players over the last several years.

Yeah, I was wondering why nothing had been done to me yet. (expects to come back to the board later to see his name changed to "I Fuck Goats" and his posts all edited to support such a name)

It's definitely one of my favorite shirts, easily top 10 out of the 25 or so button-up style shirts I have.

I have a black version of the shirt that Inc's wearing.

Ah yes, good ol' Human Jukebox, I remember when everyone thought it was me.

OMG RIP-OFF~

Every time I leave for a couple of days or more, the idea of a new moderator (or two) is actually acted upon and I'm no longer fresh in the minds of the decision-makers. BLAST~ (curses the inopportune timing of when he has a life)

Who's Noa, and why might his time be up?

I came extremely close to posting this, but thought it'd already been done.

Good, I was wondering when they'd have the Auction site again. It was neat to see pieces of WWE memorabilia.

Dude, the second time I got high, I only smoked 1/5 of what I did the first time (the first time did very little for me), but I was GONE. I mean, damn. My friend was sitting back in a recliner and looked like a three year old in one of those kiddie La-Z-Boys. I couldn't stop laughing at it, or at the looks on the faces of the people around me who were just staring at the freak that couldn't stop laughing. Then my tongue felt like it was swollen to three times its normal size. Sitting in a rocking chair didn't help either. It was downright scary, I couldn't stop laughing, even if you'd put a gun to my face. I also just walked around with my hands in my back pockets, marvelling at how great my ass felt. Whew, if I'm ever that high again, I'll make sure to come on here and post something. It should be interesting.

You people do realize that "Wrestlemania Revenge" is just the name of the current crop of house shows, right? The ones over the summer will probably be "Ruthless Summer Aggression" or something. They attach special names to house shows, to make them seem like band tours or something.

BATISTA = MY NEW FAVORITE WRESTLER

I liked Superman IV.

I... still don't "get" Dean.

It's just a board, dudes. New people are fun. It's like new kids at school at the start of each semester.

I need to start bringing the posts again, it took way too long for someone to mention me in here.

This place is weird now that we have new people again.

Uncle Jesse thinks that Lesnar leaving was the biggest thing this year so far.

A Manning/Manning Super Bowl would RULE.

Jesus fucking Christ, stop following me around with the same lame-ass bullshit. Make up a real insult, or get the fuck off my back and go cuddle with your cats in your oh-so-manly fashion. Then take pictures and show them to us again. Odd how I'm the homo, yet you're the one all over my ass in every fucking thread.

The original reason for me changing my name to this seems to have been forgotten...