Art Sandusky

Beautiful.

That is an OLD picture of Dean.

Stop swinging from my sack.

Neither film particularly made me spooge myself like almost everyone I know. They could have been divided in a better manner so that you didn't have one volume that was whiz-bang fighting and built something of a reputation for it, then have the second volume step back from what made the first noteworthy to many in the first place. I say about Kill Bill what I said about The Matrix Revolutions: "A cool film, but not a great one." Certainly a very good collective work, but still not Best Film Ever, or even Film of the Year (as Vol. 1 wasn't for 2003). Credit for the latter award goes to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (thus far, the year is still young).

I can't help but notice I'm not Kyliejunge yet.

I can't fuckin' wait for Method and Red. It'll get axed after six or seven episodes, but those'll be the best six or seven episodes ever on TV.

The real reason for this thread's creation was to get Marney to freak out, of course.

"115 years ago today, Hitler was born. 5 years ago today, the Columbine shootings occurred. 115 is equally divisable by 5. I'm done now." Best phone call ever, although you forgot you called me once before back when I first posted my number on the board. "I don't really have anything to follow that with." Best follow-up conversation ever.

If you're serious, you're my new hero.

Go take a steaming dump on the doorstep of a girl I know there. I'll send you her address if you want.

$20 American or Canadian?

I'm not Jewish. It'd be cool if I was, but I'm not. (stews)

My only qualm with the Foley/Orton match was that Cactus came out to Mankind's music and actually put Socko on. Cactus wouldn't bother with a goddamn sock.

Like I even need to say what people call me? (leaves obvious opening for a joke)

STOP

I actually got the error when I clicked on this thread and thought it was a really well-done joke.

Yes, Kyliejunge would be better, as "Puke Minogue" is just awful. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

You have buddies here?

No, it isn't just the Focus with a different name, I meant it's the equivalent kind of car (small economy car that comes in coupe, sedan, and wagon forms). And of course, the car is the greatest on the continent for one simple reason: Now if only she'd do the same for the Falcon...

Speaking of the day when Barron and TC were on the board alone, I was the only one who managed to get into the board at one point that day and actually have a picture I took with my webcam showing me as the only user online. Man, I'm a sad individual.

I hear that stuff too. I thought it was universal.

It's the Ford KA, which is the Australian Focus. The SportKA would be like the SVT Focus here, I'm guessing.

I'm getting an impression from you. You like dark skinned men. Nope. No real preference.

Well, if the blue streak is where the puck is, just FOLLOW THE STREAK. Or do you need to see the actual puck to know it's there? The players must be hitting SOMETHING around, right?

If I watched only ESPN, I'd hardly know NASCAR or any other motor sports existed. At least they show drag racing on ESPN2. Otherwise, no complaints other than the new Around the Horn host.