Art Sandusky

Loser retires, Winner leaves town.

They could do like they've been doing, and just not mention him at all.

(fellates himself once he is alone again)

You're just peeved that you missed it.

Now he's going to be all big and mean and growly on Smackdown and I'm going to be irked because I've known since the first SNL with The Rock that Show was always a funny sumbitch.

What about visiting me? I've already cleaned up the guest room for your arrival. Are you sure? God knows how many hitch hikers I'll have with me by the time I get to South Carolina.. Sure, no problem.

Well, his moveset could have a chance to improve if he could just stay healthy.

Damn you Marvin, now I won't be able to sleep.

I still think Maven can be big. Remember when he was being rumored to join Evolution? The crowd was digging him a little. All they need to do is cultivate the guy's skills and KEEP HIM HEALTHY.

Dammit.

WHOOSH

You have to wonder if enough people in the homosexual community even listen to 50 to have a boycott or whatever they do be effective.

If DFA comes back for another round, this should go to Classics. (waits for TRITEC to come online so he can get MORE~ pictures)

Quite correct. I called this on the first page of the Smackdown thread.

Shit, my opinion in this thread should matter most then.

No one said he was slated to lose that program with the Undertaker. He was just steamed that the character of the Undertaker meant shitty matches with very little selling. It's not like Deadman Undertaker never lost a match.

Vonnegut for a Nobel before he croaks! (pickets)

The 4th season is where the Simpsons hit the three/four-season sweet spot. After the 7th, consistency was lacking.

You know what Tabasco sauce is good for don't you? This?

I love Wrestlemania weekend. I wish I could be in New York just to see all of this extra stuff, if not the event itself.

SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES IT! (hugs Karter)

Totally inappropriate and excessive use of WHOOSH.

Where's the "have DFA anally violate you" option?

I'm really pissed that I have to wait for the Wrestlemania XX DVD to see this.