Art Sandusky

Seriously, why do you start a thread every time you're gone or are going to be gone for an extended period? Are you that convinced that all of us noticed or will notice?

THRILL~ as CWM attempts to reconcile the life of fatherhood with his messageboarding~!

I've better things to do.

I got tired of trimming the Lincoln beard, so I got rid of it. I've gone with the safe choice of some moderate sideburns, which will reach down to where my earlobes meet the sides of my face. I'm reminded why I always failed when I tried this before, that being that the right sideburn is coming in as wide as the hair above it, but not very thickly. On the left, it comes in nice and thick, but the sideburn isn't as wide as the right. My facial hair can't even grow properly. EDIT: one also has to consider how this stuff would look with my various hats (fedora, the usual Tennessee/Green Bay cap, and the "military dictator beret").

I have it this week also. I've done nothing, all of my friends are gone. Sucks when you've always lived in the same place you go to college.

Even the 4-banger Muscorts are hallowed in my mind, bah gawd.

Do they still have the RF Video kiosk thingie at Gurnee Mills? That's where I got my Cactus Jack shirt.

Boy, I sure hope that Mustang can avoid the flying bicycle.

I'm excited about it because I know that this will be the one show all year where no one will dog it.

(yawn) What's hot now? Dick Dale and his Del-Tones -- "Surfing Drums." Recognize.

I had a feeling you'd start one quickly for the 11th. Dion and the Belmonts -- "A Teenager in Love" Beach Boys -- "Fun Fun Fun" Temptations (or so it says on the file label, probably wrong) -- "Earth Angel" Four Seasons -- "Bye Bye Baby (Baby Goodbye)" Little Anthony and the Imperials -- "Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko-Bop" Oldies rule everything on all of your playlists.

Ain't nobody in there.

Meth and Red getting into the ring with Cena to rap after Cena's win would be GREAT. I miss back when they'd have celebrities you knew about well ahead of time. Last real one they had take an actual active role (not standing onstage and singing or catfighting) was Ice-T accompanying the Godfather and D-Lo Brown to the ring.

Kerry, the second black president? Suuuuuuuure. I wonder what would happen if he chose a black VP candidate. I might actually like him then.

Flair and the Horsemen were in the era of kayfabe, so that's understandable that they didn't want people to see the Horsemen travelling with faces. Flair crashed on a charter prop plane, I think. It was just for that occasion also, where he was in one location and had to get to another quicker than a car could carry him. Hogan is understandable for the kayfabe reason as well as the fact that he was bringing in arenafuls of money for the WWF.

Da Meltz is reporting it also. That many sites all coming to agreement on a story means it must be true.

Yeah, now who are they gonna build as their top big homemade star? ... ohmygod FIRST TIME EVER: A Negative Anglesault Post gets a laugh out of me. They're pretty fucked now, as Lesnar's the only one of the "new guard" who's in the main event scene. They're going to have to send some "name people" to Smackdown to fill the void now, but that might not even do it, as no one on the Raw side of things is really all that strong except for the participants in the main event at Wrestlemania. I suppose something like this locks up a Kane jump to Smackdown, but... fuck. I got nothing on this one. Damn.

(yawn)

I was on Vader's side, but not because Xixor was a one-shot guy, he was just an inferior. I marked for his hottie human replica droid though. Reading about that thing made my little 13 year old self get a chubby. Since I've been in Star Wars Geek Mode all weekend and this week, I'm watching all the films, and the jump from Episode II to IV is whiplash-inducing. I have such a hard time thinking of Vader as Anakin.

Raw, two weeks ago, as HHH is driving away. And I guess you can write off the stumbling and the slurring by themselves, but that together, a long with the look on his face two weeks ago when he got in the ring (Where he looked totally lost) makes me think he's smashed. I'd rather he be drinking than have some real condition. Perhaps they're telling him to avoid overshadowing Orton or make the crowd cheer him? I mean, a few "whoo"s and the crowd is on the man's side and ready to cheer for whatever him or his buddies are doing.

(gets gas) Hm, I thought only FrigidSoul did that to me.

I miss Daffney.

That's the Butler-tron from the criminally short-lived Clone High USA show that was on MTV last year. Spongebob away if you want, Banks.

Depends on whether you're talking our favorites or quality-wise. I know that the two lists differ greatly with me (most notably the Gimmick Battle Royal).