Art Sandusky

What would freak me out is him still playing a teenager on That 70s Show, were this true.

WHOOSH

Ah, but I could recruit board members who live around here to take pictures and such for me.

I don't mind being Huckleberry Hound, now that I think about it. He ruled.

How the fuck am I Huckleberry Hound? I get the joke and where it came from, but why me?

Yes, and probably a much better one. The photographic record of the thread alone would make it the best thread ever on the internet.

I could shove a pair of massive dildos into my eyes also.

Yes, do this. Wait, I mean no.

It's Thursday, isn't it. Guess I'll have to tape it and forget to watch it later, like I do every week.

What about poor Pete Gas at Royal Rumble 2000 during the Posse's second run-in? He nearly decapitates himself on the bottom rope while sliding into the ring, and then takes a super awkward bump to the outside after just standing in the ring trying to regain his bearings.

Even in light of the use of escort services and strippers for recruiting purposes for 20 years? What if the players are convicted and it was found out that the athletic department was covering it all up the whole time? CU should feel lucky that they don't have as much to lose as SMU did. They were on top of the world when they got the death penalty. (cries for the death of the team named the Mustangs)

Like... Pro.Wrestling? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess we'll have to wait until Loss sees this thread for an answer, he's the one who did it.

That's the idea. It sounds obnoxious to others.

All three mentioned threads so far have no place in Classics. Even the Vince McMahon Ladder Legdrop was one of those that was only a spur-of-the-moment funny and doesn't hold up well at all.

It's the noise a kiss makes. Try it, you'll see what I mean.

Sure, why not. Anything to generate REVENUE~!

Dude, what the fuck is the Ivory/Molly thread doing in classics?

I'm actually quite curious myself, as more recently most rumors have been about people jumping to Raw, the world title picture there, etc. The only prominent Smackdown program-related story recently has been Brock/Goldberg.

I think that Yogi Berra quote bests just about anything either side could possibly say about the other. Still, I became an unofficial Red Sox fan this year thanks to personal associations and always feeling sorry for the loser of any great series.

I think it was rather stupid of ESPN to show a clip of her practicing her kicking during their segment... ... and showing a kick she misses.

I'd probably call them Dickies then.

That long post, although thorough and verbose enough to not appear so, was a wonderful little flame. In Site Feedback, no less.

(cries because his return announcement was no-sold) My two months on HD ruled, man!

Eh, that's just begging for nerds to grow an actual attachment to the girls.