Art Sandusky

You'll always be special to me. *MUAH!*

April 1st... the return...

Better than Kylie! HYUCK You just had to drag me into your thread somehow, didn't you. Fucker.

"HEH HEH HEH (This is Edge phonetically pronouncing "HHH" because Edge is funny and hip) You don't deserve the World title because you're a DORK! DORK! King of the DORKS! Sir NOSE-A-LOT of DORKSHIRE!" That'd actually be pretty fucking funny.

YES, WHAT THE MAN ABOVE ME SAID

I always called them DeanHeads.

(cries) But it's sooooooo good!

I'm just going off of the various "other people debuted at 40-something and still did well" things other people posted. I'd like to think that someone, at some point, debuted low and eventually did well.

How does Astro know about Banky...?

That little thumbs-up in the corner is hilarious.

Mario was never banned though. Still... (gazes at the ashes of the Mario/TSM bridge)

I STILL haven't seen a word on MTV about it. Fuckin' North American music conspiracy... EDIT: A quick trip over to the SayHey forums provided the reason for the low debut... IMPORT EDITIONS!! Apparently in the larger citites, at Virgin megastores and stuff, there were import copies from its original release back in November. One would think that the fans who had places like this nearby got their copy back in November. Also, a little ol' rapper by the name of 50 Cent debuted at 40-something also... not all is lost. If the normal promotional avenues won't work, I trust word of mouth to spread that this is a really really good album.

Because I'm not even a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a retard.

(whistles and leaves thread)

I wonder how old Drury is. Can't be older than 15.

I would love to own a Fairlane one day, just because it'd be less recognizable than another 60s car, being mid-sized yet not obviously one of the big names (GTO, Mustang, Camaro, etc). Oh, it's a film too...

Dude, Drury has been around a long-ass time, and has been writing like this for a long-ass time. He just never took his act outside of Old School or the old Guest Reviews folder very much until now. I'm curious as to how good some of his "Rantsylmania" rants were.

Ugh, I hate using "ironic" or "hypocritical" in an argument. They're such go-to words for pseudo-intellectual people.

Dames was the BASIS for Shaft, man.

I would want to see a speech of some sort with Vince the Promoter talking, not Vince the Character. Perhaps he'd host the Hall of Fame segment.

As long as I'm King or at least a Duke, I don't care.

B-I-A-S-E-D, GODDAMMIT!

How do these people get their hairless asses? I'd really like one myself, but being Italian doesn't help.

Absolutely. So does Chess. The next time someone dies while playing chess, call me. That's what makes it so dire, that if you aren't skilled, you, well, are completely fucked. Next you're going to say "Hunters need skill or they're dead too."