Art Sandusky

No, it would go like this: (RAWMVP wakes up, sitting straight up in his bed, scene changes to his bedroom, complete with WWE festoonery and various archaic communist posters. He speaks with a mixture of fatigue and disappointment.) RAWMVP: It was all a dream... (RAWMVP looks at the foot of his bed, where the dead body of a young Russian woman is lying across the width of the bed.) RAWMVP: OR WAS IT? (curtain)

Since I got your sorry-ass story reinstated, I demand to have Natalie, Yelena, and their mothers all to myself while the Mexican and Russian gangs take notes and you cry in the corner whilst masturbating with a mixture of sour cream and peanut butter.

Let him in so he can get DESTROYED by the first linebacker he happens across.

Awesome. I respect you agayne, Bookerman.

I don't care if he pops on for one show, says "Howdy!" and walks out. Any Rock is better than no Rock.

No Way Out is next Sunday? Damn, that was fast.

In another troubling turn of events, this thread has 22 replies, yet I only see 13 and DeanColes quoted a post that doesn't appear for me. This has been happening since the upgrade.

Some of us just haven't been on lately. Oh, I know. I just had to think of a semi-creative way to bump this.

Oh, that it was Tom has nothing to do with it. I'd even question the almighty SASS~ if he did it.

Goddammit. I'm wacky all the time, so does that eliminate me from going wacky after being appointed? Kotz as mod...the next sign of tsm's death. I'd actually like to think I'd be very capable.

Goddammit. I'm wacky all the time, so does that eliminate me from going wacky after being appointed?

There's been dumber in more traffic-filled folders, with the same sort of circumstances (a few people following it post-by-post and saying things regularly, others saying how dumb it is, ie. Tomko and Fertig in the WWE folder, Word Association in GC, Cock Shots in LSD as well), so why was this one closed? Shit, move it to HD or something, but there really was no lockable offense here. Sure it was stupid, but it was fun stupidity. Close it eventually yes, but only after telling Rawmvp to wrap the story up or be banned for being a retard (not only in the contested thread but in the WWE folder as well, no small feat all considered). I just don't see why you couldn't let it run its natural course. You can say that he'll keep posting new "updates" until no one posts replies anymore, but so be it. Let it run its natural course, and by natural course I mean "finishing the farce and then closing it." (I do not advocate stupidity of any kind coming from anyone but myself, I just want to see an even playing field of sorts)

I see the Mexicans rumbling with the Russians.

That never gets old.

Now that I'm back, I've noticed that a couple of you haven't accepted my invites (the ones I didn't invite, I simply forgot your name and my internet has been down). Come on now, I don't bite.

The problem (besides the idea of moderators here) is that you're all nominating people who, more than often with the exception of Piss, actually get into it with people here. I'd rather see someone who visits this folder often and posts as well but stays out of/above fighting to be the moderator.

Are we positive that it was a US Title defense? It might have been nontitle and the spoiler providers both thought it was a defense.

I haven't had the internet since Friday evening. This was the very first thing I went to the moment it was fixed. Rawmvp is the creation of another poster, I'm sure of it.

I'll field this one. My advice to you is to stop thinking that anyone who defends a position contrary to yours is trying to say that they are better than you. No no no...obviously, in my ignorance, I am unable to comprehend how horrible the wrestlers are that I inexplicably enjoy watching. I'm sure this is part of some deep-seeded homosexual crush on the wrestlers in question or something, at least going by the general reaction that usually results from trying to defend those wrestlers. Please, tell this unworthy WWE-worshipping heathen what is good and bad, as I am clearly unable to decide for myself. -Patrick No one said the wrestlers you enjoy are horrible, all that's being asked for is a more open mind, by me at least. I can't speak for others. And you're still doing the sarcastic pretense-laden thing. It's very unflattering.

Man, I remember when I got double-TOLD~ and couldn't walk for a week.

I'll field this one. My advice to you is to stop thinking that anyone who defends a position contrary to yours is trying to say that they are better than you.

Am I the only guy here who doesn't see some of these original posts that are being quoted?

Edited for... eh, something.

Why does he keep mentioning me in his angry rants?

BUT WHO WILL BE CHEERED~?