Art Sandusky

Fuck that, I'd take Robin first, mostly because Cameran does NOT look 19 (more like 22 or 23) while Robin actually looks Cameran's real age. Girls that have to cake their faces with that much makeup would be SCARY the next morning. Not to mention Robin seems to have some actual brains. EDIT: After looking at the Real World part of mtv.com, Robin nor Cameran have much in the mental department. As expected, I'd take Frankie now, especially after reading her 20 questions answers.

(fails to see a problem with hypocrisy of any kind, since people say and do different things all the time, and no one is immune) Oh, and isn't it odd when people with very few posts and haven't been here for a month yet come out and have enough knowledge of these things to bring them out?

Oh, I always thought you were from Spartanburg or Columbia for some reason. Oh, fuck that shit. I'm VERY content here. The only way I'd live anywhere else would be, say, Greenville, and then you'd have to give me a job at the BMW plant to keep me there.

I'm representing da CHS, James Island specifically.

Edited for correction. Dude, you're only what, four years older than me? It isn't THAT bad around here, yeesh. OMG you can edit a quote, you are so great, I can't believe you thought of something THAT clever. It's NEVER been done before! If you couldn't see how transparently joking that was...

Edited for correction. Dude, you're only what, four years older than me? It isn't THAT bad around here, yeesh.

STOP

Zack, close this abomination. Please. For the children.

This needs a mercy killing.

And since Flik changed his sig, everything looks fine. Weird.

Why are these announcements a few days inbetween each, yet you continue to post normally? Shit, just tell us what happened if it's so earth-shattering. And now there's an ASTRONOMICAL announcement? The Universe says you suck.

So Johnson was The Brain. (farts)

Believe it or not, threads display perfectly fine for me until I hit a Lightning Flik post. I'm dead serious. I just realized that every time a thread looks fucked up, it's from his sig onward. The oddities with my computer continue.

You know, I still can't figure out exactly why Mario is so disliked. I mean, he's an obvious dweeb and all, but I don't find him all that creepy or so irking that his posting abilities be disabled.

Kermit versus User Posted Image is the basis for the upcoming Clash of the Titans II: This Time it's PERSONAL.

You've already used "gargantuan." Try "Bromdignagian" next time. You know something? I've been thinking, and... ... I don't think any of this really happened.

(throws tantrum anyway)

I had a feeling it'd be a hit.

I would just use IE anyway, but the reason I have Netscape is from a very strange day back in late October 2002 when my computer attempted to crash itself. Everything worked fine afterwards again, but anything that used IE (like MSN messenger, RealPlayer browser, Kazaa browser) or the program itself redirected me to the Comcast.com error page for whatever reason. Not even going to Comcast.com yielded success, as I'd still get the error page. The people at the company had no idea what to do when I called them about it (they'd never heard of such a thing happening, and they had six people attempt to help me), so I was forced to upgrade the Netscape 4.6 I never used since I got the computer up to 7.0. I guess I'll have to learn to live with the board looking freaky.

Good to see that we have optimists such as yourself to help improve things.

So if we stick you in an oven, you become more verbose, more idiotic, and... (gasp!) MORE pathetic? Seriously dude, what the hell kind of comeback was that?

Admittedly, I haven't watched since the $.01 show, but is there a reason they've got an ANNOUNCER in a feud with the #1 guy (according to the bookers n' such) in the company? Otherwise, I can't really comment on how good the show is without knowing if the seemingly dumb stuff has some kind of real purpose. I never see this VicVenomJr chap outside of this folder.

How can Kerry tell a former GENERAL that he has a better military record? I can't wait to hear the first Dean speech that has him take up and run with the "Live Free or Die" state motto. While everything he does is obviously scripted, it doesn't seem scripted. I want to see him get the nomination, not for the reason some Republicans I know give (either party running things exclusively would get ugly in a hurry, there is a need for equilibrium and they want the Democrats to completely disappear), but because I want to see this guy in action for nine more months. He'll probably rappel into the convention to give his acceptance speech, but not before throwing a grenade at a large Elephant model on top of the arena and dressing mannequins up in Bush paraphenalia and taking a massive flamethrower to the lot of them. His speech will be delivered in what he calls his "First Blood" outfit, and will conclude with a goat sacrifice.

Discotheque-inspired, for two reasons. First, it looks cool. Second, it'll give everyone who posts here on weekend nights a little bit of consolation that they aren't actually going out. I make this request with all seriousness. Put "TheSmartMarks.com" inside of a disco ball, have the background black, and have various laserlight colors as the rest of it.