Art Sandusky

SP, we can have the Smith/Neo fight in the parking lot of George's if you make it down for the Rumble or Wrestlemania. Just let me know so I can come properly dressed.

I'll play either Smith or Neo, I've got the clothes for both. Actually, let me be Neo. I just got his phat up coat.

That ECW check line will be my reason for taping Smackdown this week.

Not big boats alone, just large buildings, massive rooms, etc. They're very imposing and I just get extremely nervous and panicky around them. I just related a story to Nevermortal on AIM about how I couldn't look at the Washington Monument close up because I'd start getting tight in my chest and breathing erratically and get a feeling like it was about to fall on me. I get the same weird feeling in really big rooms or domed stadiums.

It's good to see someone else has the fear that I actually have also. I missed most of the first episode, what caused all the crying and anger?

Don't they get that the previous week's quality affects ratings more than anything? They could have teased Jesus appearing all show, but without giving someone a reason to tune in with a good show the previous week, the ratings aren't going to show up.

To my credit, I never held anything against anyone new here unless they were a clear troll or had such abhorrent typing and grammar skills that I had to comment on it somehow. I would get into it with Bruiser and CJ sometimes, but not for their pointing out obvious flaws with the people on the board, but because the occasional "the Porn folder has been neutered" post would bug me. And I, in no way whatsoever, endorse any post by Downhome at any time. The really funny part about this, to me, is that the people who would make the most noise about a lack of post counts or them being frozen in folders are the people who reside in the wasteland of the WWE folder. I doubt 95% of them even bother scrolling down to see what else is on these boards, but they'll be damned if they lose their counts.

Roscoe isn't feeling this thread.

And ironically, a story about being upset about leaks... leaks out.

The US title will make an appearance as Big Show wrestles Bob Holly in a non-title match, much to the delight of the Madison Square Garden fans.

It gives the kids something to work for, like eating your Tough Enough Contestant brussel sprouts before you can have the Custom Member Title ice cream.

I appreciate the sympathy, but you sadly picked the two wrong teams for the Super Bowl. I want Panthers/Colts.

I just like hearing the "Vince is about to spooge" voice that he maintained during intense parts of matches. You know, that version that sounds like he's building up to something and is a couple of degrees higher in pitch than his usual announcing voice.

The Cole hate is really unwarranted these days. I see no problem with his announcing, and the gaffes that people point to (ie. chain link fence and its hazards, 300 pound stairs) were... how long ago? (checks calendar) (realizes that this is 2004) (checks older calendars) (fishes deep in his closet for 1998 and 1999 calendars) (finds "Michael Cole Fucked Up" stickers on the calendars) (compares to 2003) (sees none) Cole/Tazz all the way.

I'd love to see Cena humiliate HHH on the mic. A Michaels/Hardy match never crossed my mind, but I'm not sure if I like that. I'm sure it'd be a good match since Matt is pretty capable and Shawn is, well, Shawn, but at Wrestlemania XX? I want Rock/Michaels.

(plays "Crying at the Discotheque")

Steve Allen was gold at Wrestlemania VI. (votes Savage/Elizabeth)

This is quickly becoming my favorite running gag.

(wins)

MARK OUT

I'd rather get with the slut than the sex addict. There is a difference between the two.

1. When your opponent has shown no ability to stop your running game, one yard for a first down should be elementary. 2. 4th and 26 should never be converted for a first down. 3. If your play has fallen apart, do not chunk the ball up and hope that your receivers can catch up to it after halting their routes. 4. YOU CANNOT CALL TWO TIMEOUTS IN SUCCESSION ON DEFENSE. Follow these rules for life and you might one day play in the NFC Championship. Until then, keep dreaming. 2003 Packers: 11 wins 7 losses, eliminated in the Divisional Round.

Okay, Terry Bradshaw just said "divine intervention guided those balls against the Raiders." I am now officially hoping that Favre throws screens all game and Green just runs like a mofo so we don't have to hear that line ever again. And it's off to father's to watch the game. Should be a good, close matchup, but I still say the Packers win.

it was pointed at KahRan or whatever his login is as he was repeatedly bringing up the Vikings loss to the Cardinals The difference is that one loss was in Week 3. The other was in Week 17 with a divisional title and playoff spot at stake. Which loss was worse?

I think Rob needs to have a time-out. (points to a stool in the corner)