Art Sandusky

I had a BlogSpot site, but fell out of updating it about a month ago when more stuff was happening to me than I could update.

But you and seemingly everyone else are missing the point: IT'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW ALL THE BAD/HISTORIC THINGS, NOT THE GOOD THINGS. Do you show the conquest of Poland and France when making a documentary about the fall of Nazi Germany?

When you have 454 yards in the air alone and you're losing 35-3, something screwy is obviously going on. I made SEVEN FUCKING TRIPS into the red zone and was only allowed to score a touchdown and not turn the ball over one time, with 50 seconds left in the game. Lost 35-10 to a fucking 2-2 Notre Dame team. Fun fact: "The Game" played during the height of the game's cheating, around turnover #9. EDIT: We went on to a 11-1 record, and face #17 Auburn in the SEC title game. We dropped to #5 after the loss to Notre Dame, but beating #1 Tennessee AT Knoxville was enough to vault me to #1 in both polls and the BCS. Maryland is #2 right now, and looks like I'll face them in the Sugar Bowl if I win against Auburn...

Yeah usually. I think that they're there to run up your stats and make you look impressive. I mean who did OU play this year? North Texas? Alabama(ok they gave OU a run for their money), Fresno State? UCLA? Aside from Alabama they walked all over the non-conference opponents. I just think it'd be awesome if a team scheduled some more challenging non-conference opponents. Then you really think they earned it all season. That'd be cool. No more of these cupcakes! Tennessee and Miami scheduled each other the last two years.

It's the West Coast's center for electronica, ass. Right now it's halftime of my game against 2-2 #11 Notre Dame, at South Bend. I'm being embarassed so far 14-3 (and I'm #1 in the nation) thanks to those wonderfully timed turnovers the CPU's defense forces whenever I'm threatening. I get the ball after the half so I drove down before the break and got down to the ND 25 before a pass to my #2 receiver was caught and he ran to the ND 5 yard line... only to fumble, have the ball bounce almost out of bounds, then come back into play for an ND player to pick up. So yeah, I'm rocking them in total yards and every other statistic, but I'm losing. Three turnovers so far.

That's GOLD Jerry, GOLD! Which one?

Fresca?

Really now.

The thesaurus sitting in your lap as you type these out tells you so. I know garrulous is real, but it would have been more proper to use "ineptitude." A large vocabulary does NOT make you intelligent.

He uses "garrulous," but says "ineptness."

When I played about eight seasons straight during my formative time learning the game, the MAC was fucking FEARSOME. Bowling Green, Toledo, Northern Illinois, Western Michigan, and Miami of Ohio were all at one point or more than one at a time ranked in the top 10, sometimes 5. Marshall dropped into obscurity after the first two seasons. Underground University is located in Orlando, which wasn't done to get good players, it was just fitting for the Ravers to play in the heart of the Florida scene. It was either there or San Francisco. Turned out to have a nice side effect.

Nah, the kids play to have fun. Which is exactly how I tried to sum up the college sports situation. Odd that you'd have this stance now.

We need a female presence on this show, big time. As it is now, it's like something Yuna would become obsessed with...

Awesome, a talking head is forced to go out and actually do the job they critique. I love it.

I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN RAVER STEREOTYPES!!! NONE OF THE ONES I KNOW EVEN TALK LIKE THAT!! ARGH!!!! Yes, let me turn Prime into a stereo. "What Have I Done to Deserve This" would work as a theme song.

As I told Jon on AIM last night, a Prime character could be worked in, with the HAL-9000 playing him. It can be a supercomputer the gang discovers deep in the bowels of the library, a miserable failure from the university's computer sciences program during the 1970s or something.

Foley's was good because, he, you know, actually wrote it. Austin probably talked a lot about his WCW days, but the ghostwriter and WWE editors didn't want them in there.

The next episode will have a threesome. Bet on it.

I never pump fake, I rarely throw screens, and I rarely pay attention to the type of pass defense because I run so much. The Ravers play a very old-school, hard nosed style of football. I'll run all the way down the field if the defense lets me. I seriously only pass when it's neccessary or if the CPU pissed me off by scoring a cheap manner on their previous possession. Running so much also guarantees that the play-action pass works every time I use it, and I always use it for huge, 30+ yard gains. Yeah, I play like it's an arcade game when I get pissed off. And my tight end is friggin' AUTOMATIC when I throw it to him. I almost feel like I'm cheating when I use him in a play.

MARK OUT Yes, one running gag is enough. We need to do an AIM writing session here soon.

Eddie, now that's a MAN'S name.

Vitiated Spirit made a big point that's always pissed me off. Every pass play has at least four of the defenders swarming my receiver the moment the ball is thrown to him, sometimes as many as seven (I counted that many against Ole Miss once)! Meanwhile, when the computer tries to pass, just my one dude is on the receiver, two if he was double-covered.

Change AoO's name to "I (heart) Pop Muzik" and you've got a deal. I heart pop muzik? Dude, that's gaytime. Der hey. That's why I suggested it for you.

Nope, I promise it shan't. EDIT: If anyone calls me and gets my voice mail instead of me, the greeting sounds like it does to cover my bases in case any of the "British Suckers" who I gave my number call me.

NO! NO DRAMEDY!! I HATE comedic dramas, they always end up more of the latter.