Art Sandusky

HEY! Hamburger Helper is better than 75% of the stuff on this planet. Your wife isn't a redneck? Tell her to give me a call, my number's in the CWM thread.

I'd probably still be up. Do it! I DOUBLE-dog dare you!

At least now we have Instant Replay to keep me from almost destroying my television again.

(STILL FURIOUS)

Go back. Seconded Thirded....with a vengeance! Quiet, you.

Make it in GC also.

I'd kill for a Sgt. Pepper outfit.

I still want to know who called me. When I called the number back the voice mail greeting mentioned a "Matthew." All Matthews report to this thread, NOW!

I was too busy looking at the other stuff on there to notice. You wouldn't believe how long it took me to notice that the younger Beatles were on the original Sgt. Pepper cover.

Is that... KYLIE (!!!) on the Marilyn Monroe body in the group photo???

Yeah, seriously.

Do it.

Okay, who here just tried calling me, and why'd you hang up when I answered?

Go back.

Awesome story, CED. The Ravers won the SEC title in the MOST BORING GAME EVER, 17-0. Man, even Kirk Herbstreit asked "where was the offense?" at the end of the game. ONTO THE FIESTA BOWL AGAINST THE COLORADO BUFFALOES FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP~! 10-0 at the end of the first quarter, and the only thing saving Colorado from a 17-0 deficit is an endzone interception. Seriously, how they ended up playing me in the title game baffled me as I ended up winning 52-21 after the game did all it could do to prevent me from widening my lead when I was up 28-14, like THREE STRAIGHT FUMBLES (the third was finally recovered by the computer) and a 104 yard kickoff return and such. Into the off-season I go, and I'm setting it on Heisman now, as I'd been playing All-American. I'll schedule Top 25 teams for my open dates, but not the Top 10 like I usually do. I can do that next season.

I'm not Canadian, no. I'm British.

I have stated several times why I come to this forum. If you are so interested go back through the old threads. This thread is for me and my greatness. (does a forum search on "Johnson Making Sense") Hmm... (searches for "Good Johnson Posts" instead) Dammit, again... (searches for "Reasons Johnson Sucks") O.....kay.

Nor does he bring home the bacon, forget about putting it in a pan.

Eh... It's funnier when they actually say the things.

I have unlimited after 9PM, so I'll call you if you want. Sound good? Eh? Eh? (raises eyebrows at CC)

Once again, why is a 30 year old, a supposedly well-to-do one at that, bothering with us relative kids?

Boo, Spiff lost the awesome avatar/subtitle combo.

"ROOMIES" along the bottom, CWM and Tim in the place of Ringo and Paul, Jon in John's place, and me in place of George. The four early Beatles figures could be the XXX frat guys, a bust of Scott Keith in the foreground instead, come on, this designs itself. Hey, we're going to need a promo poster/picture that really gives you an idea of how many characters are in this.

By the way, THIS is a real story: KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. GEORGE: That's unbelievable! KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. GEORGE: You ran? KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it." GEORGE: Holy cow! KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " - knocked him out cold! GEORGE: How could you do that?! KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus. GEORGE: You're Batman! KRAMER: Yeah! Yeah, I am Batman! Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop. JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops? KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!

The only reason I don't mind The Real World is because it was the originator. Y2Jailbait, that description of the youth of America is right on the money. That's why the formula of the show continues to work.