Art Sandusky

Now I feel left out...

They've beaten every team they've faced. If the polls looked at the final score, TCU wouldn't be that high due to several of their wins being by only a touchdown or less. They're one of only two undefeated Division I-A schools left. That's what has them ranked more than anything else.

Oh yeah, no doubt. You can just tell there's a change in the tone of the episodes after the seventh season. Much wackier and more implausible. While I can still watch the season 8 and 9 episodes and laugh my ass off ("The Maid" is actually one of my favorites of the entire series), seasons 4-7 were just so well-crafted in each episode (especially seasons 5-7) that I have a hard time picking a true favorite. But yeah, Larry David leaving hurt a lot. If you watch the last two seasons and then the finale sequentially, you could have told he came back for the Finale without even seeing the credits.

THANK YOU! I was wondering if I'd have to be the first one to mention this. The Nissan Maxima commercial from Super Bowl XXXII where the pigeons chase after the car, rapid-firing shit at it while "Highway to the Danger Zone" plays in the background was the funniest one that came to mind.

Now that's good gossip. It explains why he was in every MTV Sex in the 90s special.

I just wanted to say that I'm glad someone else got really sick of Rob's constant "nyah nyah, my favorite team is still undefeated and rules all of you!!" posts. Without that fluke interception (not saying it just because it happened to my team, I consider any interception off of a tip or something that isn't really the QB's fault a fluke) against Green Bay, their undefeated season would have ended right there at Lambeau.

They do have a point. When I think "rookie," I think a true first year in any major league player.

I want to see TCU walk into a BCS bowl and straight-up HUMBLE someone, or at least take it to overtime. They're capable of it. This "even if they did make it to a BCS bowl, they'll get smeared so what's the point" talk pisses me off. If they blew, the media wouldn't have them in the top 10 in both polls, nor would the computer rankings be very kind to them. Go Auburn.

Man, AP Newswire got totally no-sold. Pity too, it's a good gimmick.

Something's screwy here...

Most BCS projections have Tennessee vaulting over Georgia to #7. I can't wait to see the official standings tonight. Having the 16th hardest schedule in the nation really helps. The only thing holding us back is the fucking ESPN poll putting us only at #13. AP has us at #9, and has always been the more fair of the polls I think. The ESPN poll seems to always go on the same things that the ESPN analysts say. As an interesting side note, TCU will be #6 most likely. I can see the pollsters trying to squash their BCS bowl hopes as the weeks go on, fucking close-minded media...

Son... jay? (brings perspective to the thread)

I'm getting a Sandro here too.

They'll beat the Chiefs, or come VERY VERY close to doing it, because of what Human Fly said: No one will take this seriously except the Bengals themselves, and it's going to bite Kansas City on the ass. A motivated team, in their minds, has no win/loss record and is going out there to prove everyone wrong.

I've noticed fans of "we suck every year" teams are much nicer, if that helps.

Whoa, no one bans Dids and his Banner of Hilarity.

Seinfeld, followed by The Young Ones. Everything else is tied for #3 except The Mullets, which is #485,387.

Once they've sealed up home field advantage, they'll lose the very next week. Coaches don't play as many of their starters as much after they've locked up the #1 seed so they can rest for the playoffs.

Didn't you hear the analysts today though? Miami FUCKING SUCKS! That's the ONLY way Tennessee beat them! Pittsburgh will have no problem dispatching such a sad excuse of a football team. Sorry, in case you couldn't tell, the downplaying of our big win today has me REALLY pissed. It was given the friggin' BCS Spotlight Game designation, and the moment Miami loses it's suddenly considered unimportant. Doesn't help that Kellen Winslow had to shoot his mouth off afterward to the press and they're replaying it non-stop, thus making something in the locker room after the final gun seem more important than what happened on the actual field of play. Let's see how they react to Clemson beating Florida State. I will grant them that Clemson beating Florida State is a legitimate shock, so I won't mind them talking about Florida State's poor performance as opposed to Clemson's (very good) performance. As someone who's been force-fed Clemson football around here, I'm just as surprised as everyone else. We never beat Florida State. It's like a natural law. The commentator had me irked at the end when he railed against fans rushing the field and ripping goalposts down. It's just another fucking tradition in a sport DRIPPING with tradition. Let the kids have their goddamn fun. I'm just glad that I'm not the only Clemson fan, or at least someone who follows the team. I don't remember the last time I was as shocked over a game in any sport, as I was and STILL am, over that Clemson/Florida State game. That guy at the end talking down on the fans pissed me the hell off also, it just soured the moment just a bit, fucking moron. That talk can wait untill AFTER one of the most emotional and important games in the history of SC football. I fucking hate Clemson AND South Carolina. I just wanted to comment on the game.

I like having a GT in my sig that isn't car-related for a change. Pity the Pack and the Vikings have already played their games this year, I would have busted out the WAGER~ on you, like I did the Bears fans last year. Agent of Oblivion had a Packer-oriented sig for seven weeks or so after he tried to step to the power of the Pack. I had put up 1750 of my post count if I lost, and back then I had considerably fewer posts. (still doesn't understand how anyone could dislike Green Bay or Tennessee)

You can't spell Citrus without 'UT' Besides, the year before that, my other college (being Kansas State) waxed all over UT, so we'll call it even 35-21 in a Cotton Bowl game that isn't as important as it used to be, or 45-17 in the most high-profile non-BCS bowl? Hmm... You also can't spell "Michigan eats dick" without "Michigan." That's my word humor at work there. Sorry yo, you don't insult mah girl.

SUPERCHARGERS!!!!! WHOO! Oh, it's soooooooo fun to watch Minnestota implode. Will they be able to stop Oakland's new run-dominated strategy? Survey says...? X Ah, beating Philadelphia tomorrow night will have us right back in things after people wrote the Pack off during the bye week.

It's a snippet of Kylie Minogue's video for Confide in Me, specifically where she says "I can keep a secret... and throw away the key." Alluring, isn't she? Well, not really. I can't stand her music and never thought she was good looking (it's hard to recognize her in your avatar though) May Tennessee WAX Michigan again like they did in the 2002 Citrus Bowl, you bastard. #9 for Tennessee is a wee high. Maybe #10 is better. I just get scared every time Tennessee gets into the top 10, because they always lose as soon as they crack into it. I also wouldn't have LSU quite that high. #5 more like.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Yeah, I was wondering when the Twins would show up. Maybe they got cut or something. And bite your tongue about the Zion battle. That was fucking intense shit. And that script is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Tampa/Carolina Miami/Tennessee Buffalo/Dallas That's what I've got.