Art Sandusky

You're missing out. I don't think the people out there have strong enough constitutions to handle Cracker Barrel.

SATURDAY Michigan State at Northwestern N.C. State at Maryland Texas at Nebraska Rutgers at Pittsburgh Wisconsin at Purdue South Carolina at Vanderbilt Kansas at Baylor Boston College at Florida State Texas Tech at Iowa State Oregon State at Arizona UTEP at Houston Georgia Tech at Clemson Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Georgia Tech/Clemson game? 51 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against Nebraska? 345

Paul's high.

Because it's all actual flaming. Imagine such a thing at the TSM.

Crap crap crap. Late.

EAT A REEF

"Tomko, give me a beat." "No."

I love whenever I see DX with the signs. "Who booked this crap?"

"I think the captain's been drinking a little, that's why they call him the Captain." EDIT: Okay, that got sad.

We like that tune over here, sue us.

I don't know which is worse on ESPN Classic. That, or more poker.

Us Weekly.

You should, it's how people get "cool" around here. Help me out.

(bows)

I'm about to call our TV stations to find out where Al Sharpton is staying. I want to talk to him.

He did?

I wanna know what the CBS numbers were. That was baseball.

No, it's really that the people arguing are clueless because they're actually arguing about this in October.

Dude, the Cracker Barrel is like, 20 miles up the highway from Charleston. I want to go eat there now.

My god, we're arguing about whether the body count is high or low.

You've gotta be kidding.

I'm sorry, I meant "bang."

Cheesy would fuck that Ginger Snaps whore.

The Packers need to beat Miami this Sunday.

The closest 24 hour one to where I live is a good 25 minute drive. I'm glad. There's one only a couple of miles from my house, but it closes at 10. Again, glad. Wuck Fal-Mart.