Dr. Tom

RAVENS~!: 20 points Week Twelve Schedule Carolina at Dallas Detroit at Minnesota Indianapolis at Buffalo Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets New England at Houston New Orleans at Philadelphia Pittsburgh at Cleveland Seattle at Baltimore San Francisco at Green Bay Chicago at Denver St. Louis at Arizona Cincinnati at San Diego Oakland at Kansas City Tennessee at Atlanta Washington at Miami N.Y. Giants at Tampa Bay (Monday Night Game)

Michael: I know I said I wanted another skin graft to make me whiter, but come on...

Knock yourself out. That rubbish made me swear off it even harder.

But he was miserable on the mound when he first got off the DL. Then he found his groove again, and was the team's best starter the last two months of the season. It looked like he'd come all the way back from the surgery, and considering he's won a Cy Young before, so I was suprised the Orioles didn't re-sign him. Hell, it's not like the Jays gave him a ton of money. I'd rather have Hentgen than Rodrigo Lopez.

I'm a bit NE of you, Eric, but there is a Ruth's Chris in Baltimore, not far from the Harbor and the Improv, Morton's is right nearby, and Shula's in on the ground floor of the Windsor Hotel. These are all a few minutes off of I-95 and there's plenty of parking nearby (RC will valet park your car, and I imagine the others will too). I know there's a Ruth's Chris and a Shula's somewhere in the northern VA area, but I don't get down that way much, so I wouldn't know exactly where.

I think this will also lead to tensions between Clark and Lex, setting up the Superman/Luthor mutual hate society that has to come later, according to canon. Although... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): If Lex does emerge from the asylum with no short-term memory, he won't remember enough to blame Clark for abandoning him to that place.

Napalm. Lots and lots of Napalm.

And it's FUCKING STUPID the Orioles didn't pick up his option, considering the way he pitched down the stretch last season. The guy's a former Cy Young for chrissakes, and he looked to be getting some good form back last year. For two supposedly pitching-conscious executives, Beattie and Flanagan sure dropped the ball on this one.

I don't want to see him in a Ravens' uniform. Keyshawn has been overrated his entire career, and he drops way too many passes to consider himself an elite receiver. The sad thing is, despite his flaws, he's better than anyone the Ravens presently have at WR. Still, he's a possession receiver at best, and considering how much he bitches when he doesn't see 10 balls a game, he wouldn't fit in. Let someone else add this cancer to their team. Though I think it would be funny as hell to see Ray Lewis break him in half during a scrimmage.

Stay gone, Eagan.

They did it to me before I even made a post. The sad thing is that Ive never been here before. That was probably me. I delete any username from the authorization queue that meets the following criteria: -- It's in ALL CAPS -- It's a close variation of a name previously banned -- It sounds like a name a 10-year-old retard would use -- The email address is suspicious, like [email protected] It's based purely on past experiences that people who registered names fitting the above criteria caused A LOT of problems, and by whacking them from the queue, the problems are being nipped in the bud. If someone who wasn't banned before really wants to post here as a serious poster, not a gimmick or troll, then they'll get the hint and register more properly.

There is no England.

No, that's the truth. I don't have time to write the NFL Report right now. Too many other projects on my plate. I'm also getting paid to write for one site now, so as much as I like writing for TSM and writing about football, paid > not paid. I'll do the regular-season ones when I can, but expect it to be irregular. For the playoffs, I'm there.

I have been there, but it's been a few years. Everyone I know who has been to both says Vegas blows AC away. I need to get back to AC anyway, since they usually have good poker tournaments on the weekends.

Your IP isn't far off from his, Mario. I sincerely hope that wasn't you.

Started by a PBP just to stir shit, so there's no point in keeping this one open.

So are previously banned posters who can't take a fucking hint.

It's an account occasionally used by Areacode212. Of course, one could also say that his regular account is "occasionally used" these days...

The first one definitely does. The second will remain to be seen.

I need to go to Vegas. Poker and strip clubs, here I come. Someday.

Man would that sell, it would probably sell more copies then any of her albums. Fah. I wouldn't pay one cent for it. ... but I'd be downloading the SHIT out of it on Kazaa!

His body stores solar energy in its cells. Yellow sun energy charges up the cells, while red sun energy drains them. Thus, Superman is basically a walking solar battery. The only times I remember his powers failing was the DC crossover where the sun was blotted out (mid-90s, forget the name), and in The Dark Knight Returns, when a powerful nuclear bomb obscures the sun by tossing sand and debris into the atmosphere.

They should turn filibusters into dirty limerick marathons. How much would it own to see Trent Lott get up on C-SPAN2 and say, "There once was man from Nantucket... "

MVP: Steve McNair. He's the main cog in the Titans' offense, and considering that Eddie George is little more than a corpse at this point, McNair has a heavier burden than most QBs. He's an excellent scrambler and runner, has a strong arm, and his teammates would gladly take a bullet for him. ROY: Domanick Davis. It's easy to forget that Stacey Mack was supposed to be the Texans' RB. Coach of the Year: Bill Belichick (sp?). Yes, Parcells has done a smashing job in Dallas, but Belichick is winning with a negligible running game, a ton of injuries, and a tougher schedule. Dallas may yet falter as they start playing winning teams; the same will not be true of the Patriots. And that intentional safety against Denver was *genius*. Offensive Player of the Year: Tie, JAMAL~! and PRIEST~!. JAMAL~! leads the known universe in rushing, and is the reason the Ravens' offense is even on the radar. PRIEST~! is the most complete back in the league and a vital key to the Chiefs' unbeaten record thus far. Defensive Player of the Year: Ray Lewis. There is no better defensive player in the league. Heck, Chris Mortensen thinks Lewis is the best player in the NFL, period. He just might be. Special Teams Player of the Year: Dante Hall. Duh.

BTW, folks, if you want to give anyone shit for turning NHB into Hardcore Discussion, give it to me. Renaming the folder, posting the rules, and modifying the forum description for greater clarity were all my ideas. Don't bitch to Dames about it, even though he's the one who renamed and moved the folder; bitch to me.