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Speaking of asking whether S.I.N. needs a manager... the manager would come with a free behemoth tag team partner...

Are you fucking serious? The Warriors are about to straight pull a "Jaime Foxx" on the Wizards. As in, the Warriors are about to be out the door, and the Wizards are about to be on the floor, trying to figure out what the fuck happened...

Goddamn... Washington's beating the dogshit out of Golden State...

I mean... does S.I.N. need a manager?

Two people; we're not tracking days with the title anymore, so it's not like it's important that the belts be defended every week. At this point, the only currency with any of the titles is successful defenses, so let the belts be defended when they get defended, but keep it at two-person teams.

Does S.I.N. need a manager?

I'm comin' ta get ya, alfdogg; come and kiss tha' donkey!

WrestleMania 20 says hello. Wrestlemania 2000 says hello as well. Yeah... I hated both of those... And tag team matches don't count as "multi-man" matches. A multi-man match is any match where the number of participants breaks down any way other than x vs. x. Did you hate the matches themselves or just hate that it was a multi-man match? I'd rather Cena v. HHH then some convoluted multi-man match, especially after Orton beat Hardy clean in the middle of the ring. The multi-man match is more for a filler PPV like Backlash or Judgement Day. I hate that it was a multi-man match, and I'm not too crazy about the match in general. The moment at the end with Roots and Eddy was touching; the match, I coulda lived without.

If you have to go bankrupt to buy a starter house, then you're either living in the wrong part of town, or you need to stop fucking around at McDonald's. My first house was a two-bedroom piece of shit in the "low class" part of town that I bought at 23 on an E-5's pay... I fixed it up to make it liveable, and lived there until I could afford a better house.

Buy a house. I haven't had a landlord since I was twenty-three.

I'd rather be on defense with a game on the line; I'd want to be guarding Kobe Bryant in the final seconds of Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals in ARCO, with the Kings up by 2, needing a stop to win. I'd also like to go on record as saying Tzar Lysergic's answer wins this question.

WrestleMania 20 says hello. Wrestlemania 2000 says hello as well. Yeah... I hated both of those... And tag team matches don't count as "multi-man" matches. A multi-man match is any match where the number of participants breaks down any way other than x vs. x.

1. Fuck all you guys. The only song in this thread that I agree with is that Baha Men song. 2. "Let's Get Retarded" and "Ladies and Gentlemen" are two of my favorite songs right now.

What amuses me about this angle is that, if they did it again today, DiBiase would totally be recognized as the legitimate champion.

Dude, you don't have to cover up for me anymore. I now step forward as the true Kawalimus Kid. (I even put it in my custom title to make it official) I even had a championship match last week in front of a crowd of 2. Yes, 2. Don't try to take credit for my greatness; I am the Kawalimus Kid.

IYAM, the Suns acquired Shaq to get past two teams: the Lakers and the Spurs. If nothing else, Shaq will keep Stoudemire out of foul trouble. Besides which, they were never going to beat the Spurs as-was; every year, STAT scores a million points, and the Suns lose in six games. I'm sure that Ripper will be along in a hot second to tell me I'm wrong, but my impression of watching the Suns in the playoffs has always been that Marion was a weak link when it came time to play the Spurs; IMO, it's because Greg Popovich has mind control over him...

What do you mean, "not allowed?"

Man, it's some good-ass games on tonight! Shit, League Pass basically paid for itself tonight.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Anybody besides me wondering how this trade impacts the "do over" game between Miami and Atlanta?

Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Batista in Money in the Bank? Seriously?

My man called me a few minutes ago and told me that they had a tight Iron Man commercial a little while ago. Does anyone know if it's on Youtube yet? Because I'm not really trying to actually watch the Superbowl.

"She may be walking the streets... looking for a job..." Brilliant.

Nonsense. Chris Webber is the most wasted talent in the history of the NBA; at least 'Sheed has a ring. No NBA player has ever done as little with as much as Chris Webber had. Best hands for a big man ever, AFAIC, great touch around the basket, could shoot it, could put it on the floor. There basically wasn't anything that a healthy Chris Webber couldn't do.