Use Your Illusion

Uh........right. UYI

Exactly. Nathan Jones' interpretation of character is when he does his stupid Ken Shamrock impersonation (when Shamrock used to fire himself up on the ring steps before the match). We DO have talented wrestlers here in Australia, seriously. UYI

So uh, should I feel dirty for actually looking forward to this match? UYI

I'm looking more at the male gender. But shit, Trish OWNS Jones in every sense of the word. UYI

Watching Smackdown! the other night, I was astonished at how LITTLE Jones can actually do in the ring. Granted, he has an awesome look about him but heck, don't go asking the guy to, you know, wrestle or anything. I honestly believe that I have never seen ANYONE this bad before. I mean, Giant Gonzalez was at least decent for comedic relief if anything, but this guy just has nothing at all. This Matt Morgan character isn't far off either. So far, judging from what he's done in the ring, he's great at big boots and powerbombs...and nothing else. *sigh* Is Kevin Nash running OVW or something? UYI

So belly-to-belly suplexes are banned, but sick chair shots (that are injuring top guys like Angle) are still alright? I'd try and find logic in that but I'll refrain out of fear of my head exploding. UYI

This 'Besus' individual has hit all new levels of 12-year old maturity. I'd be all for him loving Randy, if only he could back up what he says instead of just saying 'Orton is better than Flair'. Yup. UYI

Nash is a funny guy, I'd be all for Nash on TV if he only talked and did NOTHING wrestling related. UYI

Anyone notice that Undertaker bleeds black shit? I was in a triple-threat ladder contest, involving both Undertakers, and both of them ended up busted. Weird thing is, UnderBiker was the one who, for some reason, bled shit from his head that was black coloured. Seems to only happen when he's in the ring with his alter-ego, but weird none the less. UYI

^ knows that Australians have a grand sense of character. UYI

MJ actually said this on the Living With Michael Jackson special that aired ages ago. He said he'd like to adopt a boy and a girl from every continent around the world. And to be honest, MJ has stated he's wanted a huge family for about 20 years now, so revolutionary this AIN'T. Anyone have any news on this apparent CBS Special he's set to be doing in the future? I saw it mentioned on Letterman, but being Australian I'm a a little left in the dark when it comes to American television. UYI

^ is really a nice guy. Therefore < cannot sue ^ for false advertising. Damn. UYI

Foley vs Funker from RAW ain't half bad either. UYI

I can't help but feel sorry for the guy though. Why does he go to the movies alone though? Doens't he have, you know, FRIENDS to go with? They have more than one purpose, Scott. UYI

I think Axl's become even funnier (for all the wrong reasons of course) in his old age. Have you heard his reaction to the fan who called out "SLASH!" at one of their concerts, JAxl? Pretty hilarious. I'll just say, if he's attempting to knife his fans in 2 years time for having the NERVE to show up at one of his concerts, I won't be surprised. UYI

LOL This shit is gold. Keep him around. Can anyone give me a match listing for the Foley DVD? I've never seen a review or anything of it and it sounds very interesting. Thank 'ye. UYI

Fuckwad. Wear nothing. That way you'll get noticed and give the fans something to be entertained by. That hardly ever happens at WWE shows. UYI

FUNKER! FUNKER! FUNKER! FUNKER! Erm..sorry. I saw the word hardcore and went about my usual reaction. UYI

^ Looking to drown people. I love the sort of people this board attracts. UYI

Jeff Jarrett is my hero.

I'd say he's over than the majority of SD! wrestlers. That has nothing to with him and everything to do with who he's been associated with over the past year though. Vince hates the midcarders anyway, so I'm not surprised Show gets preferential treatment over all of them, even Eddie. UYI

Ah......yes. *backs away slowly*

Let's not get carried away. Jeff Hardy got more offense against HHH than Styles got against Luger. He only pinned him when Sting hit Luger with a bat three times while Lex (who is definitely not in the best shape) had Styles in the Torture Rack. Styles was made to look absolutely useless when in the ring with Lex. On the plus side, Luger threw a better clothesline than usual for him. The negative side, of course, is that he sucked the meat missile with gusto. Thank God I get free PPV now as I can't imagine PAYING for that. Raven & Sandman v Red Shirt Security was horrible. Don Harris v Abyss was REAL bad. The ME was a whole bunch of nothing, complete with awkward sequences and some of the worst "Ref didn't see the tag" spots I've ever witnessed. Better than RAW (but what isn't) --- but the last hour absolutely killed it. The first hour was actually pretty good. -=Mike LUGER! LUGER! LUGER! LUGER! LUGER!

^ A slut who often resides in the underground. Does that make you the only Australian there?

Did you, too, have epic 7 second matches?