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Despite everything else, it's great how Satanico can make a depressing thread somewhat less saddening with one liners like that. UYI

And earlier that night he said to Russo, and I quote directly from CRZ's report: "My belt is not on the line unless *I* say so. We've been over this - I told you, I'm not some fighting champion. I've got to defend it once a month...on the twenty-ninth day, at the eleventh hour of that day, maybe I'll do it - I'm not doing it every night!" His whole schtick at that time was that he was a lazy fuck! And people get MAD when he gets slammed? Fun Fact: the quarter-hour with the "War Games 2000" match beat out RAW's QH, which had the Chyna/Eddie/Angle IC title match where Eddie won with the Greco-Roman hug-pin. And that Nitro had someone in the crowd with a "Where's Benoit?" sign. Classic. Scott Keith would of had a field day on this show. You know, if Russo had really hyped the War Games 2000 match and blown it off on PPV he might of actually made that thing you spend with, oh yeah - MONEY. Alas, 'tis the case with everything WCW-related, could of been, should of been....but wasn't. UYI

Vengeance is an amazing show, and any extras on there would just be padding that isn't necessary anyway and wouldn't detract or add to the overall quality of the show.

Don't deny the greatness that is Madagascar. Mine: Metallica - Mama Said. THAT one scared the fuck out of me. UYI

I'd be watching Nitro. I was always a bigger WCW fan, plus I feel they were really nailing it home with the last few months of Nitro, despite the company crumbling down all around them. Alas, too little, too late. UYI

Nanks, you bitter that all the Aussies in EWR suck donkey balls?

That Goldberg, what a professional. UYI

Nash's participation in War Games 2000 was classic. He legitimately did NOTHING the entire time, and he was in the role of champion. I mean, even now he does the odd knee lift and all that, but this was a perfect example of Nash's laziness. What a role model. UYI

Franchise plays the lackey role so well. Too well. Kill him. UYI

The Beatles - Hard Day's Night

Oh god.

You're poll sucks balls. Myself: 1) Mankind vs Shawn Michaels - Mind Games IYH 1996 2) Bret 'Hitman' Hart vs Steve Austin - Wrestlemania 13 3) Triple H vs Steve Austin - 3 Stages of Hell from No Way Out 2001 Thank you all and goodnight. UYI

I'm not, man, I'm just astonished that horse shit took place. I know Vince has no boundaries, but SHIT. UYI

Welcome to the Internet. UYI

SMH vs Lesnar. YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

How the hell are either of these men going to actually have a wrestling contest? HHH *CANNOT MOVE* due to his injury and Goldberg is hardly Ric Flair circa 1980's, so don't count on him carrying anything. This match has the potential to be SO BAD that I'm guessing they'll pull SOMETHING to make it watchable. One can hope.

There were shows that turned out worse than this will!?!? FUCK, you've seen some crappy wrestling cards. UYI

I was actually gonna complement Goldie on his blade job. Oh well. If anything, give him credit for taking HHH's chair shot LIKE A FUCKING MAN on RAW. That's like on Undertaker-Shawn-Michaels-1997-feud level of badass. I feel your pain, William. UYI

Um...the tables are never gimmicked. They use the middle of the table for a reason, you know. It is the weakest point of the table. UYI

That only makes the situation THAT much more pathetic.

Better yet, is Spike still alive?

What the fuck does Spike have to be bitter about, if in fact Rico is being truthful? I mean, he's lucky to even be employed with WWE. Had he not fit in with the Dudley's, Vince wouldn't of thought twice about him. UYI

*yawn* I own you all. UYI

You're all gay. Yes. That's Right. It took the Michael Jackson fan to say it. UYI

Mr. Kawada rates that comeback as... "Pussified" Ouch. UYI