Use Your Illusion

He's mentally handicapped? Not to sound politically incorrect here, but aren't the fears of the mentally challenged amplified? By that I mean if a kid with Down Syndrome was shit scared of spiders, and I threw one at him, he'd race to the beach and start swimming for America. Find his fear. Exploit it. Or you could just move. UYI

Remember when a large portion of this board was excited about the possible future of Palumbo and his right hand? Good times those. UYI

Australia hates you, too.

Hey guys, how about we just call it 'Japanese Wrestling'. Idiots.

I feel this place is not big enough for two huge Taker marks. I really liked the match, Zsasz, and not for the obvious reasons. It seems, as of late, that Taker utilises a new move of sorts in all of his recent matches. This was hardly the technical marvel, but considering I haven't seen anything from Jordan that would convince me he isn't just an average grappler, Taker worked and carried the match really well. The ending was balls, and an obvious reference to the uncertainty involved in deciding who to put over or who to job, but everything before it was decent. Heidenreich on the horizon scares me. UYI

YES, I thought I was the only one. All of my friends thought I was a sick bastard, as I was the only one watching it live to fall to the ground laughing. I was an nWo mark on psycho-maniacal levels though ,so that may have contributed. Even now, I find that spot to be some funny shit. UYI

Yeah, no one talks about his girlfriend like that.

Just downloaded and watched the Undertaker WMXX entrance video from IGN.com. Fucking awesome. They've sold this to me already. UYI

He made it back? Tell me that at least one of your friends died!?

Sable was smokin' hot for a mature lady. Better than Jackie, anyway.

Frank knows! M

Who cares about murder? There are enough cops in the world, after all. UYI

I think it'd really put me in my place if, after the date had passed for your visiting this place, you vanished from cyberspace never to post here again. That'd be tits.

Led him to this forum

'(It's Probably) All In The Mind'. Thanks, Noel. UYI

You want to STIR up violent spirits? Well, those are some famous last words. Simply put, if they are there then you'll feel them anyway. Going in trying to start stuff, that is the last thing you should ever do. Also, bringing along Satanic symbols....damn man, you asking to get killed by a ghost? lol

Oh Christ, this is fucking retarded. Due to the plummeting feeling that my IQ is suffering just from reading this, I shall abandon while still sane. UYI

I didn't think online gaming got anymore addictive than Halo. This game proved me wrong. Now what with Doom 3 on the horizon, goodbye social life. UYI

I'm with CWM, ban him. And ice his family.

Knights of the Round was pretty awful. I adore scrolling 2D beat-em-ups (I even bought Power Rangers: The Movie for the SNES) ,so I liked it, but compared to Final Fight series and S.O.R, it doesn't offer much. Of course, my fondest 2 player memories belong to Capcom, specifically anything Street Fighter related. Speaking of missed-opportunities with the 2 player co-op genre, I *really* wanted X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse to be a 2 player game, as with Marvel Super Heroes. That could of been something special. UYI

That's like saying you're a Jehovah's Witness when the cops attempt to collect DNA from you via mouth swab or something similar. They have to back down, by law. Don't ask how I know that. UYI

I love Kevin Nash.

Woah, Vince will be TALKING in this game? Where do I put down my deposit?

I think it is painfully obvious that Kane is beating Hardy at Summerslam, so I don't think HBK will be involved in the finish. If he is, it'll be to accidentally cost Hardy the match, but even then I doubt that will happen. The creative depth and downright unpredictability of a Kane/Lita wedding is must-see tv!

D'you know how much Tekken 4 sold? That isn't intended to come across as nasty, I'm genuinely interested. UYI