Use Your Illusion

Oh, that wacky Hoff

Why spend your time discussing this when clearly the big blockbuster is much closer. Catwoman hits theatres near you soon.

This SD! GM role swapping is becoming fucking ridiculous. As fun as Teddy Long is, another round of Corrupt General Manager/Booker/Owner is really not all that exciting. Shame Big Show isn't back soon, SD! needs the star power. UYI

But I'm not supposed to look at breasts!

'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'. An accquired taste.

That's a whole lotta Axl you got there, Prez. I know I'm off topic, shut up. UYI

You had credibility?

What the hell does she sing? Wind Beneath My Wings for 2 hours?

I don't care.

Top-grossing tours of 2004, according to Billboard: 01. DAVID BOWIE ($45.4 million) 02. BETTE MIDLER ($40 million) 03. SIMON & GARFUNKEL ($36 million) 04. SHANIA TWAIN ($34 million) 05. PRINCE ($26 million) 06. ROD STEWART ($25 million) 07. METALLICA ($22 million) I had no idea that Bette Midler drew that kind of money. UYI

I don't particularly care what anyone else thinks, but Orton/Benoit is going to be fucking awesome and has further justified me in buying the show. Whether they put the belt on Orton or not doesn't bother me, I'm just amped for the classic that will no doubt ensue. UYI

Are you saying Vince is going to end up being 114?? Foolish mortal, time and age cannot affect the Gods.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the guy in the ring was 'Goldberg'. Not because of his moveset or in-ring style, just because of his appearance. He's a hell of a lot better than half the other shit that is coming out of WWE's development territory and, like combat said, he's a pretty decent talker too. I espicially liked his conversation the other week with Charles Robinson backstage. Much rather him than Heidenreich. UYI

-iB- IS Australian, CWM. I was having a discussion briefly with him on here not too long ago and he actually made a post asking me to change the channel because something cool on 24 was happening. I did as he directed and he was right, 24 was on. The guy has serious fucking problems if he actually went out of his way to obtain an Australian television guide just to briefly mention it *once* to me. It is clear, at least to me, that he isn't Gheyme. UYI

'One In A Million' GNR

Paul Heyman gave up the urn and did a runner on Undertaker. Taker intimidated Heyman, and Heyman heeded his warning. That chapter is over, and thank God for that. Not that JBL vs Taker is going to be necessarily better, but Taker in a world title match means Vinnie has Mr Illusion's twenty bucks for August. UYI

UNDERTAKER IS IN THE SMACKDOWN MAIN EVENT FOR SUMMERSLAM! YES! ....what? UYI

Use the disc as a frisbee for your dog. At least when your dog eats it, the disc will have no choice but to sell the move. UYI

Agreed with Venger, Dean Cain's outfit was the shit. What the hell happend to him anyway?

Does anyone know how well Spider-Man was doing at this point in time compared to how Spider-Man 2 has done so far? I'm not even sure how long the movie has been out, but I'm interested in knowing if it is holding it's own with the original. UYI

You'd think Sindel would have gone for a look that doesn't scream "I'm fucking evil" now that she's been restored to her former, peaceful self. They're not giving very much away either, but I suppose that's a positive. MK characters have always been deep as all hell, so character storylines should be just as great in this one.

How about parent-moderator interviews?

W...w....wrestling?

JMA's sig is beyond all limitations of cool. Being the long time Superman fan that I am, I cannot wait to get into this one. Great news. UYI

Tekken 5 actually has me rather uninterested, and I'm a pretty big Tekken fan. However, with MGS3, SD! vs RAW and Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires on the horizon, it is detracting from my overall interest in MK:Deception as well.