Use Your Illusion

I CANNOT WAIT ANY FUCKING LONGER

Oh yeah.

"Honky Tonk Women" - Rolling Stones "Right Next Door To Hell" - Guns N' Roses "Lunchbox" - Marilyn Manson UYI

Vince is hardly one to follow through on his storylines. Tomko and Trish have been on and off television with little to no mention of Christian lately. I wouldn't be surprised if Vince decided to 180 the whole thing and just ship Christian off to SD!. However, should Christian end up on RAW, expect him to be the next Eugene victim or something. UYI

Free lesson in how to treat a lady, boys. UYI

You fat bitch.

You know, one visit to this board would've told Heidenreich he wasn't ready. Much embarrassment could of been saved.

This doesn't have anything to do with music. One might question why MJ would try to buy off his accusers if he is, in fact, innocent. I've just chose to step back and ignore the situation. I love Michael's music, and none of this bullshit is going to change any of that. That is all I care about. UYI

Bastard.

Anyone remember the Simpsons episode where Marge gets kidnapped by a biker band after Homer wins a Harley Davidson and starts his own gang? I suggest JBL & Taker re-inact the 'lightsaber' bike-fight from that episode, JBL with his limo, Taker with his bike. I need to stop drinking.

And when Eugene 'tames down', no one will care and he'll disappear into mediocrity.

Did you conduct a survey or something? How the hell do you know 'everyone is in agreement' ? Personally, I really dig the SD! set and see no need for a change.

Go to the concert. You won't be disappointed.

I fucking hate Tom Cruise.

Undertaker/Sid wasn't so much bad as it was downright boring. There is no way in hell that this match was the worst title match ever. Taker really tried hard, despite the odds, and a sub-par match resulted. Nothing great, but I liked the near falls towards the end. Like many have said - there have been much worse.

Piper, Snuka & BRUTUS BEEFCAKE are the new legends. Ugh. UYI

Fuck Hurricane, I'm glad the worthless bastard isn't in. Eugene, however, is really unacceptable. RAW TV has centred around Eugene for months now, and he really should have been included. EDIT: BRET HART!? Well, they own his old WWF music, so they *have* to stick it in this game. No other music will be acceptable. The Hitman needs his WWF theme. UYI

Start saving for Halo 2

Thumbtack can also disprove the existance of God.

Jericho is a guy who is reasonably built, but wrestles like a cruiserweight. No wonder Vince hates him.

But Triple H *does* have nice muscles.

PWInsider quoted Vince as saying that, if HHH & SMH ever divorced, he'd 'really miss Steph'. Heh. UYI

I think it's hilarious that Taker shoots down Heidenreich for fear of having bad matches, just so he can work with JBL. I loved the SSlam match, but the irony here cannot go unnoticed. Sucks to be you, Heidenreich. UYI

I don't know what it was, but I always was obliterated in Super Double Dragon. Often to the point where I'd throw the cart across the room and attack the nearest relative. I never truly grasped the mechanics of it enough to even play the game through at a normal pace. I much preferred Streets of Rage. UYI

Ugh.