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From TNAwrestling.com: SAMOA JOE AND HIS PARENTS ARE ON THE NEW COVER OF PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED - ON SALE AUGUST 22 "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe is on the cover of the upcoming issue of Pro Wrestling Illustrated - set to hit newsstands on August 22. The cover shot shows Joe at home with his parents reviewing his grades, as this month's issue of PWI features the annual "Report Card Of The Stars" where many of the top wrestlers in the world receive grades for their in-ring performances in 2006. Samoa Joe was given an A+ by the staff of Pro Wrestling Illustrated! ----- Love the cover:

Mama Cornette passed away

I read that conference call too...what did he do to get you pissed off?

That's something you can always expect from TNA... When they waste a PPV worthy match on free TV, it's usually because it ends in a schmozz (i.e.: Rhino vs. Joe a couple of weeks ago)

Thanks for the clips...I really liked this show too!

It's actually kind of pathetic, considering they blasted Family Guy for this sort of thing. "Son of a bitch" is nothing...if I hear "fuck" come out of Homer's mouth, then I'm with you.

The hilarity continues...

Check out this week's current leaderboard...there's a guy called: I hate "I hate wrestling" UPDATE: Ortonsault is coming back Rank Team Score 1 I hate wrestling 2850 2 never kissed a girl 2814 3 Mailbox Heads Alliance 2681 4 Destined For Second Place 2594 5 Palumboners 2588 6 The Real Ghostbusters 2562 7 Fazzle 2508 8 McMahonism > Christianity 2467 9 The Rated 'R' SuperStar 2465 10 GENext 2409 11 T.W.E. 2349 12 UTB Scorpions 2341 13 Scrobinites 2298 14 team benn 2266 15 Fighting Spirit Squad 2257 16 Obviously I Don't Watch Much WWE 2216 17 I<3MickieJames 2112 18 Dok's Office 2107 19 TheMaxRebo 2088 20 Make Me A Sandwich B!tch 2054

That doesn't apply to everybody as I have The Score but yeah, it's not part of most people cable packages.

Edit: Nevermind

I've never seen the Fantasy webcast but I don't think they do that usually.

Sadly, I hate wrestling was bumped down to number two overall this week... Top 20 Update after this "4 show" week: Rank Team Score 1 I hate wrestling 2514 2 never kissed a girl 2359 3 Mailbox Heads Alliance 2300 4 Destined For Second Place 2234 5 Palumboners 2211 6 The Real Ghostbusters 2178 7 Fazzle 2106 8 McMahonism > Christianity 2103 9 GENext 2098 10 team benn 2081 11 UTB Scorpions 2060 12 The Rated 'R' SuperStar 2025 13 Scrobinites 2016 14 Fighting Spirit Squad 2004 15 T.W.E. 1965 16 Amped Up 1895 17 RANDALL ORTON POOPED IN MY BAG 1886 18 Dok's Office 1885 19 TheMaxRebo 1875 20 Obviously I Don't Watch Much WWE 1840

Crap...must've missed them on Monday morning then

Kinda unfair of wwe.com to add the Highlanders like 2 hours before time expires on roster moves...I got work on Monday afternoon! Maybe it's for the best, as I probably would've sold some Smackdown guys that actually got big points this week.

Week 6 is done...here's a Top 20 update: Rank Team Score 1 I hate wrestling 1978 2 never kissed a girl 1764 3 Mailbox Heads Alliance 1748 4 Destined For Second Place 1745 5 The Real Ghostbusters 1670 6 Palumboners 1657 7 Fazzle 1577 8 GENext 1572 9 McMahonism > Christianity 1561 10 UTB Scorpions 1545 11 team benn 1539 12 Scrobinites 1536 13 Amped Up 1510 14 The Rated 'R' SuperStar 1507 15 Fighting Spirit Squad 1504 16 RANDALL ORTON POOPED IN MY BAG 1478 17 T.W.E. 1462 18 Finlay's Leprechaun 1456 19 TheMaxRebo 1436 20 Obviously I Don't Watch Much WWE 1433

Selected scenes will be in 3D...not the whole movie.

Just saw it (advanced screening)...it was indeed awesome. Yes, pretty long but I was too "in it" to care. GO SEE IT!

Seeing it TONIGHT...can't wait

The ending of E.T. I will NEVER watch that movie with another human being in the same room because I don't just tear up...I bawl wildly...with a bunch of crumpled up Kleenexes all around me.

"Mailbox" leaves the top 20 BUT Scud hangs on to number one via ONE point! OVERALL LEADERBOARD Rank Team Score 1 I hate wrestling 1405 2 Darth Juggalo 1404

Ugh...I think I just saw fat midget taint

Exactly...but I think it was more Carlito's idea to not fly as a heel instead of WWE's.

Great bumping, kid...

if TNAwrestling.com says there is no champ...then you could maybe change Jarrett's pic with a question mark...

Congrats to Scud (I hate wrestling) who is NUMBER ONE overall at WWE Fantasy...keep it up!!! Mailbox Heads Alliance is still in top 20 too! OVERALL LEADERBOARD Rank Team Score 1 I hate wrestling 1262 2 Darth Juggalo 1258 3 The UK Crew 1233 4 BillyC4w 1224 5 Italian Bostonian 1223 5 Wigz 1223 7 Sulwen's Team 1222 8 Goldust's Divas 1221 8 WWE IS MILLS - BRING BACK LESNAR 1221 10 CLiFFys CooKeD is KinG of KinGs 1217 11 The Fiction Faction 1211 12 Team Harris 1210 13 Hehar 1208 14 Freddy Ryder 2 1207 15 All Things HHH 1204 16 Mailbox Heads Alliance 1201