Jebus

"Vince Walks Funny" He sure does.

I heard a Corino match is in there.

Oh boy...here we go: - No McMahon final input in the new ECW...let Paul Heyman run wild so it feels like a whole different company...I see no problem with the latter as long as Vince is handling the paychecks. - No more brand split. Since ECW is coming back, it should be the "other one". - Since the brand split is over, the belts should be (World, IC, Tag, Cruiser, Women's). - Make a competitive cruiserweight division. Ditto, tag team division. - Speaking of which, the wrestlers should wrestle how they do best (technical, spotfests, brawling, etc.)...not just WWE style. That's what I prefered from WCW back during the wars. - The Divas who can't wrestle shouldn't wrestle. They can be used for other things besides in-ring competition. Although, a bra and panties match here or there doesn't hurt...as long as it's not on a PPV card like Mania. - John Cena...heel or face doesn't matter...just get your damn EDGE back...and that doesn't mean more gay jokes. - Change in Shawn Michaels' stale as hell character...heel turn possibly. - No more McMahon's as characters. No Steph on the booking team. - Less talk more wrestling. For an example, Smackdown does it just fine but Raw...dear God. - No wasting 20 minutes on talking. Rarely does an angle need THAT much time to get a point across. - If you wrestle full time, you can't have creative input too. That means you Hunter. - Make the WWE more logical and realistic. No more omnipresent camera to share the heels dastardly plans with the world. No more hearing Kane's thoughts and shit like that. Let's not forget continuity too. - Don't let politics get in the way of business. (i.e.: Christian getting no push and a half-ass feud with Cena despite his crowd reactions, the MNM breakup despite lack of teams, etc.) - Have a jobber match per show to let the up and coming wrestler show off his skills (IMO, it's working with Umaga). - Different sets for the shows...they have gotten too GAUDY over the last years. No more "Across the Nation" for Raw's opening too. I HATE that song. - Reduce number of PPV's. One every two months per brand. (i.e.: WWE has 6 per year...ECW the other 6 months) - WWE's policy of JUST looking for wrestlers that are at least 6'2"/250 pounds is gone. They could pass over the next Hitman, HBK or Macho Man with that. - No more gimmicks like "the mentally challenged wrestler". - No more mandatory boob jobs or haircuts. Fuck the generic OVW graduate look. - Variety in PPV main events (i.e.: HHH being in every World title match for 2 years and, more recently, Cena vs. Edge again?!?!) - Managers! - Try and have a use/character for all wrestlers. As much as I hate him, Vince Russo would not have 30% of the roster (for example: Val Venis, Stevie Richards, Doug Basham, Rob Conway, Cade and Murdoch, etc.) doing nothing right now. AND this is all just off the top of my head. Why do I even keep watching? Oh yeah! My Fantasy team!

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Bounced from 19th to 8th...sweet. Thank You Lashley, Finlay, Mark Henry and King Booker.

the NWO Anti-Sting one is plain creepy now after the Owen tragedy

ECW goes Sci-Fi! http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/ecwscifi.html I'd watch this...no doubt about it.

I would say the DVDVR spoilers are most likely real cause WWE.com is advertising Angle vs. Mysterio for the show.

Ripped off from ILove2Fight on DVDVR Message Board: Dark and Velocity ??? over Scotty 2 Hotty Tatanka in action Gunner Scott over Simon Dean Mexicools over Paul London and Brian Kendrick(non-title) Gregory Helms in action Smackdown Kurt Angle over Rey Misterio Jr(countout). Paul Heyman did commentary. Matt Hardy over Nunzio. Vito came out wearing a dress. Nunzio freaked. The Great Khali killed Roddy Piper with a chop on Piper's Pit. Ashley joins Smackdown. Jillian Hall over Kristal. Michelle McCool cut a promo with a teacher gimmick. Mark Henry over Paul Burchill. Mark killed him afterwards. Fit Finlay in action. The leprachaun was there. Booker T over Bobby Lashley. William Regal made the introduction. Regal and Finlay force Lashley to bow

You've gotta study your opponents, grasshoppers. Ortonsault VERY rarely picks the "5 million dollar superstars". If he smells a title win, he might pick one. Don't get cocky...He'll bounce back. As for me (currently in 19th place), HHH was too good to pass up. Umaga and Kenny delivered. RVD was a DUD. Thankfully, I went Smackdown heavy this week and could climb higher. Rough start for last season's runner-up, though.

I think we're due for an update...

Edwin beat me to it...but I'll just say it was the same with the movie theater I was in. The reference was obvious to mostly everyone. Juggs: "Don't you know who I am?" Then, the buzz started..."Oh shit! Here it comes"..."Is he actually gonna say what I think he's gonna say?" The line came, big pop. Sorta like Urkel's "Did I do that?"

Never said it was gonna be the funniest thing you've seen. Just pointing out that this became big enough for the X3 writer to put it in the movie as a "not-so-inside" joke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI More than 2 million views...one of the most popular videos "You Tube" has made famous. I assure you most of the people laughing in the theater were familiar with this.

It's amusing cause it's a reference to something that has developped a cult following not because of "TEE HEE! HE SAID BITCH! LOL~!" It's amazing how the internet can make some things cultural phenomenons ("I'm the Juggernaut, bitch", Lazy Sunday, etc.)

To be fair, Jackie's angle is on hold (perhaps dropped) due to her pregnancy.

Snide Devil

Cause he was US Champ & JBL's right hand man? Man, he fell hard!

When did Matt Striker make an appearance last night on RAW? Anyway, that's 3 more points for me. I'm currently 13th but I went half Raw / half Smackdown this week so here's hoping for a big jump in the rankings.

Knew I should have had Chloe on my Fantasy squad... Where's Umaga?!?!?

8 million

Because the CTU Faction are heels