Jebus

Yeah but everyone's an "Aunt" or "Uncle" to the kids in the future...i.e.: Uncle Barney

Well, Raven has put on weight due to his thyroid problem...until he sheds it, he'll look like...well, Fat Raven. Combine that with a match against A1... I think Raven's performance tonight was the best one could hope for under the circumstances. Plus, A1 took the finishing DDT like a champ.

Liger opened this one too because he and Petey are doing double duty tonight with the gauntlet later on. Givin them some rest...

CMW, Don't forget to add Johnny Devine's 0-1...

Main is Scott Steiner vs. Buff Bagwell

He can't be. Remember that ironclad 10-year contract he's got? They've been trying to make him quit forever, but he's stuck with it. It ends in a couple of months so it's not a big deal... However, I think the E is gonna keep him as, after all these years, Henry is finally a monster heel and a "top guy" on Smackdown.

Wow. Yeah, I remember having my jaw on the floor when this happened at SuperBrawl 1997... BTW, this move also led to the finish in which Lex Luger comes in and torture racks Nash (whose back was OUT) for the submission and the tag titles.

5 minute gaps...this will be a long main event.

I'll chalk the last match up to Sabu being injured...hell, I'll give him credit for going in there like that and get squashed.

They were just saying on WOL that Ki didn't want to sign the rights to his name to TNA....

NICE!!! Thanks a lot.

This has to do with the last season of Fantasy but I don't wanna bump that thread so here we go... I just got a "Rated R Superstar" t-shirt for coming in the top 10 one of the weeks...which was weird cause I live in Quebec (the only province ineligeable to win prizes). Ortonsault...received anything yet?

I'm back and destined to be 2nd again.

Oh yeah. Absolutely hilarious stuff. Beefs desire to wrestle a bear is great. "That's good because I am afraid of both cages and of death" That reminds me...it's such a shame that, for legal reasons, the IWS can't release some of their 2004 events yet because Beef vs. Bear was a comedy match for the ages...a "bear hug" never received such a huge pop!

Napoleon Dynamite (Boy, did I find this unfunny...maybe I chuckled once) Equilibrium (Everybody told me it was "Matrix" good...I guess they meant "Matrix sequels" good) I didn't hate these per say but I'll put them in my "overrated" column: Million Dollar Baby and Lost in Translation (good movies...sure, all time classics...nah)

Nigel McGuinness and Doug Williams will be on tour with NOAH so no dice.

Meng and his spike > Umaga

^ Dogbert beat me to it.

I was half paying attention...what was the restaurant's name? Not the best episode but there's always some good parts: Lois - "Brian wants to have sex with me so bad! He's never gonna get to!". Then, Peter takes a bite of his guitar... I also liked Chris' crying as he was being licked.

You say that with so much pride...why?

So they said "Fuck 3 Minute Warning...We need a singles version of the Headshrinkers"

Jamal?

Funaki ... or Steph, I guess.

Desperate Housewife: Director's Cut (featuring more Alex Shelley one-liners)

From Meltzer: TNA Impact did another 0.9 rating on Saturday night... that seems to be the minimum rating for Impact with the Stinger