Stopped by Jack in the Box today for lunch and got a Chipotle Spicy Chicken Ciabatta, Cheddar and Bacon Potato Wedges and two tacos. I like to get ranch for the sandwich and especially the potato wedges so I did as usual and was asked if I wanted any sauce.
Me -"I'd like an insane amount of ranch please."
Her - *Confused look* "I'm sorry, what?"
Me-"An insane amount of ranch."
Her -*More confusion, but gets out a TUB of ranch cups and digs in with both hands piling up 12 on the table*
Her -"Is that enough or keep going?"
Me - "That should be good."
So, I drove off with my twelve cups of ranch and am now happily enjoying my lunch. This tactic never fails for getting a condiment unless it is one of the places that charge you for an additional sauce.