jester

Bob Holly is a really tough guy... who waits until his opponents are surprised and can't do anything about it. Rather than name a time and place so that the ground for both is even. Real tough guy.

Austin makes a good point here. Look at that Puder guy. He did something that made himself stand out, and now WWE are fully behind him, seeing if they can develop something with him. Or Rico, who managed to get heat despite the lousy gimmicks he was given. Like how WWE thanked him. Yes, this is sarcasm. The biggest sin in WWE land is getting over without permission.

Ok, I will watch on one condition: they make it a hardcore flaming barbed wire match. Then I'll watch.

So now they have guys that the fans don't even care about showing up the Tough Enough kids. What's the point? To make sure they never, ever, get over. TE on Smackdown is such a huge mistake, and they prove it, week after week.

Even more reason I hope to never see Hogan back in the WWE. Amen. I'd burn my eyes out with a zippo before I watched a second of a Brooke/Stephanie feud. And you know they'd do one.

Please let this be a hoax.

Orton is only in the spot he is in now because WWE wanted him to be. So doing the same thing with someone else is entirely possible.

I am liking it, even though it's supremely overbooked. Snitsky joins Evolution, because anything that gets any kind of heat has to go to HHH.

See, now if it had been HHH crawling, he would have got the pin there.

I wonder if we'll get a fingerpoke of doom from HHH.

To make sure Maven is good and buried when he loses.

I'm sorry jester, but this is all I could see in your post. That's ok. It's just as valid.

And his heat, as HHH slurps it up as noisly as he did that coffee earlier tonight.

His initial point of view is reasonable.... but they're making him to be a heel? Skilled writers could make him into a great character. WWE has Steph's Sycophants.

"Thank you, come again" is his catchphrase.

Honestly, who would want him to? Wrestling promos shouldn't be 20 minutes, period.

Maven is conflicted. And somebody in the audience just yelled "shut up"

Simon Dean needs to team with Miguel from Fatchicksinpartyhats.com.

And here's HHH with another redundant promo.

It looks like JR had a haircut recently. Which means there's a soap bowl with hair in it somewhere.

I would have gone for the Ed Leslie joke myself.

HHH's scenes from Blade III: HHH: All right Blade. I am going to drain every last drop of blood from your body. I am vampire, and vampires, we thrive on blood. I am going to sink my fangs into you and drain.... [blade goes for a coffee, come back five minutes later.] HHH: ...and when I am done, there will be no blood left in you. None. Because I am a vampire, and we feed on blood. That's why I am going to drain... [blade's cell phone rings] Blade: Excuse me. [steps outside to take call] [10 minutes later, Blade comes back] HHH: Blood, Blade. It's running through your veins. But when I get through with you, you won't have a drop... Blade: Oh, fuck this. [decipitates HHH while all the Smarks stand up and cheer]

Ok, help me out here guys, because it's not clear to me. Maven can have the title shot, or join Evolution. One is a long shot, one is a sure thing. Am I right? Because, it wasn't like, very clear. Hopefully JR and King will go over it 980 times instead of commenting on the matches.

Since Eugene and Tajiri brought the wrestling, HHH is here to balance that out with the overlong promo. The point was made three fucking times already. Go. Move on.

Jazz is sitting at home watching this bimbo parade and fighting the urge to eat a .45.