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"Look, it's trying to think. How cute!" "Hey, since when is it Stephanie's turn?"

I HATE when Eugene impersonates other wrestlers. But I am glad for the title change. Maybe now we'll have a tag team people actually give a shit about.

That would be a job for heel color man. Lawler is there to...uh...ummmm... scream about lingerie.

Which are you reffering to? I blanked on one or two pin attempts in the heat of the moment. When the bottom person is being pinned, and the top person is pinning them with their front facing up. Bottom person then usually wraps his arms around top person, then they both press up, and it's supposed to 'showcase the strength' of the bottom wrestler. ha...as an Am wrestler, I know that's damn near impossible. Oh yes...the bridge reversal. When someone who looks like they can do it does, it's fine. When Eugene is doing it...I just don't see him having the lower back and leg strength to do it. I don't know. It was Tajiri Eugene was pressing up. Not exactly the heftiest guy on the roster.

Weeeee....meet and greet "world heavy weight champion and actor Triple H."

WHOA.....WRESTLING. The crowd doesn't know how to react.

Commentators wrestling is never a good sign. Lawler should have a shock to his genitals every time he says "Wait a minute!"

"we don't know what's going to happen, or what the matches are..." Booking as usual!

Lovin' every minute of it.

The frozen Nazi gimmick would have been worth it just to hear Tazz and Cole try to sell it. "Here he comes, recently unfrozen, and he's here in WWE to....to....to.... Oh fuck this. TNA, here I come."

That's not what I mean. TE used to be its own, standalone show. But they had trouble getting networks to buy the new season, so they incorporated it into Smackdown. Where they turned it into a complete joke. It has none of the appeal of reality programs now. Which means networks will be even less likely to buy it now.

I know they didn't have anywhere else to put TE, but shit like this will guarantee that no network picks it up again. I get the feeling that if I handed Vince a crate containing two million dollars, he'd accidentally leave it sitting outside the gates of his mansion.

I think that the higher up the card you have, the more finishers you should have. Two for midcards, maybe as many as four for the top guys. That way matches are less predictable, and more thrilling. You'd never know which one would close the match. Of course, asking wrestlers to have four moves of any kind seems to be asking a lot.

I did, but I am hoping this new high velocity sniper rifle will make sure I don't next time.

Get the feeling we'll be hearing that a lot before TE is done?

Be prepared for more OVW Generic Hosses. Sounds like that's all they can afford now.

"I'm not feeling it."

It wouldn't surprise me if they got rid of Hurricane next. All the signs are there--little guy, ex-WCW, recent half-hearted heel turn quickly forgotten... And hasn't he had some bad political moments? The only thing that might save him is the merchandise, which I hear sells decently. I can see them keeping Rosey because he's big.

Seriously, when they bring back Mabel for any reason, can they sink lower? Can anybody think of a worse wrestler to bring back, one shot deal or not?

Thanks: Brad Dourif > HHH

If you can, you can book next week's Raw. And have, oh, I dunno, Max Moon do a run in.

HHH will run in. If not, he gets twice as much time next week.

They will all also get cancelled about 2 minutes after they first air. About average for Spike TV.

This show was booked by Ric Flair and Jake Roberts after they tried to drink each other under the table.

We did have Kamala on the show not too long ago. Who else can WWE bring out of obscurity?