Giuseppe Zangara

Let's start a petition to reinstate Patches and Gene as mods.

I shouldn't start these kind of threads knowing I don't spend that much time here, anyway.

That thread should be deleted, if only for the potential hilarity in a wildpegasus meltdown.

Promise me you'll continue to reread your posts before clicking "post reply" and sure. And yes, I'm a little buzzed. There's a naked girl in my bed. But I am here, posting on the internet. Maybe you don't want me as a role model. I'm ignoring a nude girl.

subliminal_animal quote. Thank you for asking a question that did not require too much in the way of spelling or grammar.

And a. Some real downward spiral shit, folks.

your I give up on the internet.

This isn't question. You could've at least ended it with a period, so I would've known you were asking me "cock/cunt." And what's you obsession with me, anyway?

No. Should I? Keep in mind that, if you say "yes, Incandenza, you should," I never will.

Steve Perry strikes me as a really nice dude. You know why I think that? His video for "Oh Sherrie." Dude just wanted to make a simple video for his song of love. Steve Perry would probably buy you a beer and invite to his house for Thanksgiving. And fuck his sister. Steve's cool like that.

Weak spots aside, you get enough quality material spread over two discs (for the price of one), that yeah, if you liked what you've heard so far, you probably won't regret getting it.

I like being an ass. About everything. I'm sure this isn't news.

I had a well-adjusted upbringing, absent father be damned. I rather liked both my elementary and high schools; middle school was torment, but I think that was the case for all of us. So my alma maters are safe. I have no qualms with the police. Well, none more than most people. I went through my SMASH THE STATE phase back when I was 15 and a big Rage Against the Machine fan, but, ya know, I grew up. Also, I fear you are disturbed for asking me that. Stay away from me.

What are you talking about? Desperation is a turnoff; didn't you read that wildpegasus thread in LSD?

I can't even pretend I get enjoyment out of this board anymore. That I still post here is more of a habit than a genuine desire to be a part of a community or whatever.

This can be applied to my present situation, I guess, but I haven't spent much time here, lately. So it isn't an across-the-board situation.

Not sure if my sex life and my starting "Ask Incandenza" threads are related. Interesting query, to say the least. Like, I have sex far more often than when I start one of these things, but maybe I only start them after it's been a long time since I last fucked. Hm.

Are you considering marriage, Captain of Outer Space.

Sometimes, for masturbatory purposes, I still watch softcore porn on Cinemax. Granted, I'm many years and hardcore porn-jaded removed to find extremely arousing artificially-augmented tits and their host bodies having their abdomens humped by borderline twinks, but I find Shannon Tweed makes do for my onastic nostalgia.

"Separate Ways" always and forever more, but, since my recent acquisition of their Greatest Hits, "Lights" has been getting a lot of love from me.

We're talking Neo Geo-level shit. I knew a kid that had a Neo Geo. He was the envy of all us, but I guess we were too young to realize the true level of mental retardation of his parents.

All those people who were duped into paying major $$$ for laserdiscs. You know how Criterion now routinely charges $30-$40 for a DVD? Back in the laserdisc age, a Criterion release was in the $100+ range. Whatta bunch of suckers.

wtf dude. A minidisc player? To complement all those laserdiscs you have?

I've given so much to this board and you people aren't here when I need you.