Giuseppe Zangara

And GAWD, you took the quote out of context. Did you even read the whole interview? Stop making threads.

That doesn't make him, or you, any less of an idiot.

My female housemate says she tried that the other day and yeah, it was a major orgasm. Something I'm not interested in finding out for myself, though. Thinking about that, plus other recent sex-related events in my life, makes me wonder if I'm a bit of prude. So many avenues of sexual deviancy I've yet to explore.

I forgot pickles!

Two more items for the list: tomatoes Lawrence of Arabia

Last time I saw them, Built to Spill did a snazzy "White Man in Hammersmith Palais."

Here's a list of things I do not like, but am probably wrong for not liking them: Pet Sounds applesauce Tom Wolfe facials gin Pink Floyd The Clash's s/t debut (be it UK or US version)

It's not a lost cause; I'm feeling pretty dumb for falling for it!

Belle and Sebastian. After their fine first two LPs, they released The Boy With the Arab Strap and Fold Your Hands..., both of which were sterling examples of mediocrity. Though they were still putting out fine EPs during this era (ref. disc 2 of the Push Barman to Open Old Wounds comp), it seemed hopeless that they'd ever put out a good full length again. Then came Dear Catastrophe Waitress.

Edwin, I sense a lot of rage. Did someone close to you drop out of college and then complain about it.

Complain about dropping out or complain about college?

I'm on the precipice of instigating AIM Away and Profile Message Protocol.

You can post if you want to, Meatwad.

Speaking of typos, I sent a message to this girl on myspace earlier this evening. A section of my profile is slightly grammar nazi-ish; too bad I misspelled "comically" in the subject line of the message. Ain't I embarassed!

Glib becomes incoherence.

Some douchebag on my buddy list has had a fucking Star Wars reference as his fucking away message AND profile for something like three months. It's not like he's been changing it to differing SW quotes/refs, either. It's been the same thing the entire time. And AIM profiles. What's with people that have excerpts of AIM convos in which they are the principal speaker? It's like saying "Hey, I'm really funny on IM. Here's this one time where my sparkling wit really shone through over the internet." (Nothing personal, Kotz.)

Much as the guy's a skagged up tosser, and Gemstones is a diabolical album, I absolutely love Freinds Of Mine. It's easily in my top 5 albums of all time. I'll probably see Marilyn Manson instead though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Manson would be on the list, too, but I don't want to make him a martyr.

Now here's a thread in which Weezer belongs.

And people bashing a good album while praising Alice in Chains lets me know that this person can be safely ignored on anything related to music.

Quoting the lyrics to a song doesn't make a very sound argument against a band's worth.

Adam Green is on my list of Musicians I Would Like to Murder.

I like threads like these because it lets me know what people are automatically worth ignoring in any music-related thread.

Hüsker Dü - Pink Turns to Blue Hüsker Dü - Green Eyes

I'm not their biggest fan, but Joy Division.

It's ridiculous to put the Beatles and the Velvet Underground in this category.