Giuseppe Zangara

"Have you ever pissed in your own cubicle?"

You used to write for the main site. "Josh" wasn't a secret.

Post-board crash:

I thought about posting more at jwing just to spite The Czech Republic, but it isn't worth it.

If Panopticon was Isis' first album, I don't think they would be labeled as a metal band. Other than Aaron Turner's occasionally growled vocals—which are buried low in the mix and rarely occur, anyway—they seem more akin to Mogwai than (insert a particular metal band's name here). It's to my understanding that their earlier stuff is more metal; the only of their earlier albums I've heard—Oceanic—appears to be so.

I actually get all those references, but that doesn't make the piece any less lame. Just talk about the fucking record, ya know? This isn't Creative Writing 101.

Ew, Rando. Nevermind.

OH FUCK MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK

CZECH WHY CAN'T I REGISTER AT yOUR BOARD. I ENJOY THE PLAY ON WORDS THAT SERVES AS ITS NAME!

OH THANK GOD THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

Oh man, Mike. I thought we were buds. Me and you go back; climbing trees and skinnin' knees. What happened to you, man? What happened to the boy I used to go with down to the lake and skip rocks? What happened to the the young man that, in a fit of awkward, adolescent desire, engaged me in some fitful groping at summer camp? Mike, you are no longer the boy I once loved.

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Was it some 8,388,607 things I said.

Dames, was it something I said.

How am I supposed to know what this thread is about then.

Wait, what's the rest of the subject line supposed to read.

I think it's been mentioned in this thread that Ozzy's voice works within the realm of what Sabbath did. He may not be a "great metal singer" or whatever, but that was never the point. But then I hate Dio's voice, so I don't think we're gonna resolve anything.

I may not be a metal guy, but where does he get off dismissing early Sabbath? I'm listening to Master of Reality as I type this and good lord, shit's gold.

dude what

No, it isn't. Banky's pm'ed me both here and at Jwing, though. He alluded to an immenent return, but who knows.

Just because you liked it doesn't mean you should be disappointed.

and

My show tonight will feature mostly metal. http://stream.unf.edu:8080/ramgen/wosp/wosp.smil

One more thing on this matter: I've no beef with Failed Mascot/Frigid Soul. In spite of our past clashes, he's basically an okay guy.

Surely some sociology student out there has done a research paper on the machinations of message board life. Of course it'd be in sociology. Jesus Christ, worst subject.