First full day of singlehood. I didn't go into work, mainly for the fact that had I done so, it would've been on very little sleep. AND I'M DEPRESSED. Anyway, I never work on Fridays, so now I have two days off in a row.
Right now, I'm wearing only boxers and drinking a 16oz. can of Miller High Life. Some of which dribbled down my chest mere moments ago, as I attempted pouring more into my mouth than I was capable of handling. I'm gonna go watch the first episode of Gilmore Girls either 1) after I finish this drink, or 2) after I finish the next one. I may or may not masturbate before the night is through; whether or not I'll do it while watching GG remains to be seen (both mother and daughter on that show are stone cold foxes).