Giuseppe Zangara

Not really, sadly. I listened to Bitches Brew the other week, though.

Was. No longer. I shared my pain with Edwin earlier, however.

To hide the tears, friend. To hide the tears.

Yes.

Me, smoking on my patio, roughly 15 minutes ago. It's raining, I'm three beers in and listening to Leonard Cohen.

Curly hair and freckles. Olive skin. Shockingly curvy for a girl her age. It's a crime.

Shut the fuck up, Superstar.

My sexual proclivities doesn't include young Asian boys, sorry.

I bet the kid who plays George-Michael thinks of her when he beats off in his dressing room.

You go to hell, bob barron.

Alia Shawkat is kinda hot. Who's with me.

If I didn't have this beard, I'd easily pass for 19 or 20.

I think she only said it as a set-up for the old man jokes.

At a Starbucks.

Yesterday, she told me that were I to meet her dad, I'd have to lie about my age, as he wouldn't approve of her dating someone six years her senior. She proceeded to make a number of old man jokes I'm sure Rigel would find hilarious.

Blondie's okay, sure, but I don't care about them, is all.

Just bad. From her meager music collection, she appears to only like one band I do (Interpol, wouldn't ya know). She's 19, almost 20, but I don't think she's really been following music for very long. Oh, she likes Blondie a whole lot, too, which is "cool," I guess, but honestly, what do I care about Blondie.

There are other things I like about her that make the relationship enjoyable.

She probably has the best taste of any girl I ever dated, but she still likes a lot of crap. It's funny to hear her make fun of Tori Amos when she has no shame in loving Coldplay.

I was hanging out with an ex of mine the other day. In the car, she was listening to those guys; I'd be lying if I said I thought of you.

At all?

Fuck you, guys.

And I like Explosions in the Sky's TWTTTSDTHTTTSLF, but anything on TEINACDP smokes it, including its finale, "YHIM."

Would an alphabetized list of the top 1000 drummers make you little shits shut up.

I'm at my mom's house, doing laundry. Where is everyone.