Giuseppe Zangara

And I wouldn't cry if HungryJack were assassinated.

It was fine before you showed up, ya doosh.

Kevin Williamson? You're an idiot. Go to the TV folder with the rest of the birth defects and stay there.

D00DZ NEIL PEART HAS LIKE 50 DIFFERENT PIECES TO HIS KIT GOD HE'S THE BEST

And horrible, I imagine. Life is horrible in Indiana.

Life is cheap in Indiana.

Yeah, this didn't take off like I hoped.

IDRM, Kotzenjunge and I are gonna go on a road trip to Los Angeles for Banky's wedding. What do you suppose life will be like for the happy couple?

Hey IDRM, come up to Jacksonville and we'll take a road trip to Banky's wedding.

Banky says he's getting married in Vegas. I hope I'm invited.

Is the face I make whenever IDRM thinks he can step to me.

Banky, I've reason to believe you are not as invincible as you claim.

I get along with everyone here. I can't help if few other people feel the same way.

Banky, how many times must we go through this.

Bob took the words out of my mouth. Wow.

Honestly, my sig is the best thing to come from this whole ordeal.

Speaking of humor, I don't think the regulars in the Movie/TV folder appreciate my sense of (humor). Just today, in a thread dedicated to the passing of some nobody actor from Moesha, my comment on how I wanted to shoot a load on Brandy's face was completely ignored.

I fully support the banning. I froze when I read what Mascot wrote. It was incredibly offensive at best. I would never support the assasinaiton of the president of the united states regardless of political affiliation. I have friends working in the DOD and based on some rumors they've been telling me recently, I wouldn''t take comments like that lightly. I just want the day to be over and will pray for the safety of the president.

My signature is awesome.

Same here, though I'm guessing for different reasons.

It'll go well with my future career as an English professor.

Cigars are far too pungent for me, though, getting back to normal cigarettes, I've found myself smoking Camel Turkish Royals. Not that bad. (And yes, it's mainly this board's recommendation that saw me get them in the first place.)

The broad expanse of Brandy's forehead makes her a perfect candidate for a facial. Can't you imagine your semen dripping down that billboard she has atop her noggin?

Maybe. I'm presently cutting caffeine out of my diet, so I should supplant one vice with another.

Mole is better than your life.