Hey, Agent, you also have that blue collar, I-work-in-a-warehouse thing going on, so that gives you a lot of appeal to the shitty people on this board. Plus, other than occasionally tossing out an insult, you don't do much to get people to hate you.
You need to be ruthless in your hate. Look at myself, subliminal_animal and Banky as people who've successfully turned people against them.
P.S. I think I can safely speak on behalf of the other two by saying that little of what we say on this board is an act. We really do think most of the people here are terrible, and have no reservations in reminding them of it constantly.