Giuseppe Zangara

It's decent, but nothing spectacular. You can tell it wasn't "finished"; some of the vocal takes are a little weak. Had Smith not chosen a knife to the heart, I'm sure that wouldn't have been a problem.

Long gone are the days when everyone assumed either Kinetic or myself (sometimes Banky) were every gimmick that came along.

Shut up.

That wasn't funny at all, actually.

I've known lots of funny guys. Still, within the last five years, only two girls.

I've an idea.

As I said early in the thread, it's happened twice. I wound up with one for awhile; various circumstances prevented the other from happening. It can be done, people. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What happened.

Also, if a girl can make you laugh, she's a keeper. Seriously.

It's easier because, on the whole, men are funnier than women. Look at the ratio of male-to-female comedians. Anyway, it isn't just about telling jokes. Most women lack the ability to pull off a witty one-liner. This isn't something I hold against them; just an observation.

There was once a time when I would've joined just to spam it with porn. Alas, those days are gone.

I was explaining this to a female friend earlier this evening. She's an unfunny one; I didn't mention that she herself was incapable of inducing laughter, nor did she ever get that impression. In fact, she agreed with the theory overall, never once being offended. More women should be like her!

shoes head, some other day, I'll start a thread to see who will be the president of my fan club. That'll be the thread for you to post in.

What? I don't hate women. Take your ugly misogyny out of this thread.

Often, when girls try to be funny, it fails miserably. They're better at being charming, assuming they are not being frustrating and headache-inducing. If this forum had more than one woman worth talking to (TRITEC can only do so much), I would advise them to cease with the "funny" stuff. They'll never get it right.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but this is an universal truth that I feel is not discussed enough.

Furthermore, I've known only two women in my life who could really make me laugh. I dated one of them for a year-and-a-half; never dated the other one, though I wish I had. Every other girlfriend had many attributes (not just physical) that made me attracted to them, with making me guffaw being nowhere on those lists.

In this thread, we will explore why the female race, outside of a few exceptions, are incapable of being funny.

Everyone who's gone should stay gone.

Stop that.

Hey, I'm not really gonna do any of the stuff I said in that HD thread.

Hot thread, fellas. All the other threads are talking about it.

Smear menstrual blood on your face. Same thing.

That gimmick sucked, guys. No loss.