Giuseppe Zangara

I'm just gonna stick my head in the dirt and shit turnips.

Never seemed that much into men. Plus, she's been living with this one woman for a couple of years. I'd ask her, but she and I are not very close; even when we lived under the same roof, she was not one to talk about her life outside the house.

I only suspect my sister to be a lesbian, so she very well may swallow semen.

My sister's a lesbian, dude.

According to his obnoxious AIM away message, he's in class at the moment.

Hey, now. Let's not get testy.

Shut your trap, loser. No one wants you here.

You guessed correctly.

Oh man, there's some ugly pussy out there dude. You don't even have to see it in person; it's all over the internet.

Jesus, I couldn't finish it.

#87 is pretty awesome.

Man, what a horrible song.

Screw your fancy recording crap. Just do everything in one take, "Louie Louie" style, with one mic hanging over the room.

Sierrea Nevada Pale Ale Guinness Pilsner Urquell Almaza Harp Those are the usual favorites. Lately, I've been enjoying this Sea Dog's Raspberry Wheat Ale. I do not normally go for fruit-flavored beers, but man oh man is that stuff delicious. They also have it blueberry and peach; the former is decent and the latter I have yet to try. I've been a beer snob for the longest time, though lately I've found that Bud—as long as it's from the tap—is a suitable alternative if I'm at a bar and I don't feel like spending much money.

This is how rumors get started.

I managed to get out of bed.

I'm gonna go lay down in bed and listen to music in the dark. Sleep will come soon, hopefully.

If I start posting at WDI more, will they make me a mod of one of the folders.

I generally read and reread over my words prior to posting them, when intoxicated. I could never live with myself if I became one of those "drunk" typists.

I have some porn somewhere, but the thought of masturbating is too much.

She's wearing too much make up, in addition to her other great flaw(s).

I've never heard it called "beer dick," so... Too Drunk to Fuck

I hope to pass out within the next 20 minutes. I should probably remove my contacts just in case.

I'm fairly certain I have whiskey dick right now.

I'm very drunk/high right now, so maybe.