Giuseppe Zangara

I did four months, so suck on that.

Thanks, mom!

Unless it gets me sex.

You guys sound like dorks. I don't want to sound like a dork, so I'm just never gonna smoke again.

A little over a month ago, I was at this club where a friend and I were cruised by this milf-type. Upon discovering that not only did I not smoke, I never so much had taken a single drag off a cigarette my whole life, she insisted I partake in hers. I humored her, thinking I might get some hot, older woman tail later. It was menthol, and it was nasty.

I think I'm just gonna be one of those "smokes only when drunk" people. I've yet to crave a cigarette whilst sober. Though those cloves....

I saw this thread before it had any replies; I actually recall posting in the one TRITEC linked, but I wasn't going to check, as it would've resulted in my name appearing in the Users Browsing This Forum section of the WWE folder.

Oh man, I hope this means he's going to tour. Even if he doesn't come to Florida, I'm willing to drive wherever.

That was Kinetic. I let him borrow my account.

Will this new undertaking improve my luck with the ladies?

I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror next time I smoke, just to confirm I'm as sexy as I imagine I appear to be.

I've decided the best thing about cloves is the wonderful aftertaste it leaves on your lips.

Man, this weekend's gonna blow, regardless of where it hits. On the plus side, my housemate has invited me to crash at his parents's house in Ocala, in case we have to evacuate.

I hope Miami gets blasted off the face of the earth, you arrogant bastard.

My entire university will be shut down starting tomorrow through Tuesday. So yeah, no show.

Smoking makes people angry!

I suppose if cigarettes were always free, I'd smoke more often.

That I went 25 years without bothering was once a source of pride. Then I realized I was never impressing anyone, so that went out the window.

About a week ago: After several shots of whiskey, I had a couple of cigarettes. Last night: I was in a bad mood, so a friend of mine let me have a couple of her clove cigs. I felt better afterwards. This a big deal for me, really.

This likely means I won't be able to do my radio show this weekend, either.

I'm pretty determined not to go to a shelter. The very idea kicks up my claustrophobia.

Willful ignorance never fails to depress me.

Now that I think about it, I'd rather eat at Applebees again than fucking Dave & Busters.

Anyone guilty of "overrating" Applebees should have his throat slit. Terrible place.