Giuseppe Zangara

Damien Jurado's Where Shall You Take Me? Kinda like Will Oldham/Bonnie "Prince" Billy, but less twisted and shambolic. I like it, though it lacks the off-kilter charm of Mr. Oldham's work.

The New York Dolls were from the 70s and no one ever really questioned Robert Smith's sexuality. That was more for Morrissey, but the Smiths never achieved the stateside commercial success of the Cure.

I remember that the Nintendo Entertainment System cost $215 when it hit the market in 1985. I didn't get one until two years later; it came with Super Mario Bros, while my mom also got me Kung Fu and The Legend of Zelda. I remember being in awe of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing," mainly because I'd never really heard such a dirty song before, especially on the radio. Around this time, I acquired Prince's Purple Rain on cassette, though the masturbation reference in "Darling Nikki" went over my prepubescent head. That Prince tape, by the way, was the only "cool" musical item in small cassette collection. I also had Europe's The Final Countdown and the David Lee Roth solo album, Skyscraper. And Wham!'s Make it Big. "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" was the jam back in the day.

And that teachers could and would physically manhandle students without the fear of lawsuits. I was a good kid, though.

All I remember about the 80s is that I had a couple of really cool Garbage Pail Kids shirts that grossed out all the girls and made me the envy of all the boys in the 3rd grade.

Really? I had no idea I was associating myself with such a loser. Don't you know I only talk to cool message board people?

I'm sure Angelslayer thinks this thread is good.

How lame must you be to be continually shat on by the populace of a message board while still coming back for more.

Sugar - File Under: Easy Listening (1994) Second and final album from former Hüsker Dü member Bob Mould's second most famous band, this CD is filled with Mould's distinct buzzsaw guitar sound, wrapped around some gorgeous melodies and pop hooks. Check out the insanely catchy "Your Favorite Thing" and get rocked by "Gee Angel" for proof of that this band should've been all over "alternative" radio in 1994.

He's only gotten worse since he adopted the self-deprecating, "yeah, I know I suck" schtick.

How in the hell is he like Hawthorne.

I wasn't even saying it was a bad thread. Angelslayer is very sensitive.

Agent of Oblivion, can you let me borrow some of your mod powers.

See, some threads are terrible from the very start; people posting in them only makes it worse (it doesn't help that the follow-up posts are usually bad, too). This thread, however, was funny enough without anyone responding to it. Even if all the other posts in this thread were good/great/whatever, it would be irrelevant. It would've been far more amusing if no one followed JSYK's request and actually discuss. Anything. La Parka

That's not what I meant.

This thread would've worked better had no one replied to it.

No, I'm not losing like I can't hack it on this board anymore, but I'm losing my identity, since it's been appropriated by so many people now. Unless that's what happened to Pantera. It's not like I'd know.

Why. It's not like you'd be the first.

Way to ruin the thread, jerk.

And that he's been trying dick lately lololololololololololol

I've noticed FrigidSoul's been trying on the "dick" persona lately. I approve.

Maybe he's been confirmed, but hasn't checked the confirmation email yet. WHY MUST HE TEASE US SO?

I'm just so full of piss and rage and ire lately. Maybe it's cuz my girlfriend dumped me, or that so many people here have been ripping me off to the point where I'm losing what makes me me. Me on internetland, that is. I'm not some loser nerd lol.

Okay, I'm quitting the board.