Same here.
After sporting the skinhead look for two years, I stopped shaving back in October. Two months ago, it had gotten to the point where I needed to do something about it; I was reluctant to have a professional do it--it'd been so long since I'd paid for haircut, so I was in no hurry to do it again--so I thought I'd give it a shot myself.
Long story short, I shaved a bald patch on the left side of my head, requiring me to shave the whole damn thing over again. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it in another two months.