Giuseppe Zangara

1. MarioLogan: My thoughts on him are well-documented, so there's very little I can say about this vaginal fart that has not already been said. Grade: F 2. Kinetic: I never liked him. Grade: C- 3. Incanetic: Was amusing for a bit, but when I realized it was Spaceman Spiff, the magic was gone. Grade: C The rest of you can go to hell. Good night!

Posts mainly in the wrestling forum. Grade n/a. I'll note that all that wrestling crap in his sig is extremely embarassing for a man his age (38 or whatever). Suicide is the only option.

Yeah, I'm not grading people who ask to be graded themselves.

Beautiful. She is a flower, a diamond in the festering shithole that is TSM. I rarely think about this board when I'm not it, but when I do, two things spring immediately to mind: 1) the whereabouts of Treble Charged, and 2) buffybeast. I even dreamed about her once. I took her to dinner--the drive-thru at Wendys (she loves the 99 cent menu)--and a movie. When we got back to her place...well, though it was a dream, I must keep some things to myself. It is a dream, after all. In real life, buffybeast would have nothing to do with me. I have no backhair, nor am I grotesquely fat. Still, I would love her like no man in the world could. It's all I have to give. That, and this grade: A

I've only stepped foot in that folder a handful of times--politics anger up the blood, as my grandpa says--so I cannot say too much about him. However, Agent of Oblivion seems to hate him, so I trust his judgment on this. EDIT: Wait, wasn't he that guy who let his girlfriend beat him up? What a pussy. Grade: F

This thread is turning in to that; I'd change the title if I could.

Damaramu's awfuless is legendary, but his constant embarassment at the hands of other boarders--some of whom are as bad as he is, amazingly--has reduced his board presence as of late. Were Damaramumania still running wild, I'd give him an F, but, alas, it is not. So, he'll have to settle for Grade: D.

Like a crazy bum swearing and urinating on a street corner, Choken One's posts are brutish and horrifying, but without the trainwreck quality that makes the depraved so damn engaging. In short, he's a very terrible boarder--incidentally, he makes me hate Keith Caputo, a man I know very little about--but, seeing how his ghastly presence has reduced on these fora as of late, I cannot give him as low a grade as he probably deserves. Grade: D

And there ya go.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...sult_type=posts I stopped after three pages. In summation, his obsession with other wrestling fans fellating him means only one thing: Kingof the909 is one of the few TSM boarders that matter. Grade: B+

At any given time, I need at least three posters worthy of my vehement ire. BBCW is only one man. List shitty TSM members here. I will view their posts and gauge their awfulness. (Oh, if they post mainly in the wrestling forums, don't bother. Wrestling is gay.) REAL EDIT: Screw that. I'll just grade boarders in general. fake edit: I reserve the right to not grade whomever I feel like not grading.

spiny norman has been viewing this thread for a very long time.

This news is even worse than BBCW's attempts at being funny.

You just made me do an image search on "burnt penis."

Where were you earlier? I feel like a fool for using a magnifying glass and my reading lamp.

Well, that was a bust. Human flesh doesn't burn as easily as I hoped.

I was invited to go out with some friends, but, in a decision I now regret, I chose to stay in. Christ, I'm bored. I think I'll set my cock on fire.

Why must all the good ones disappear.

He had his moments, but he was a poor man's subliminal_animal.

I yell at 'em, too. More often than not, it works; most people are too timid to try it, though.

I'm sorry, CWM. Let's never fight.

Make that four people.

There's only five (maybe) TSM people I'd meet and not want to spit on.