Giuseppe Zangara

I agree and there should be a limit on how many extra accounts a person gets. I don't think 11 is too many.

There should be a rule that only funny and/or clever people may start gimmicks.

Going for the hard sell, huh? Indeed. Cut out the negativity. I'm going to start a pool on this board's lifespan.

Going for the hard sell, huh?

Because it worked so well the last twelve times.

Best part.

Rant fails at life.

The Simpsons foretold this, guys.

The ten gallon jet of blood shooting out of Roy's neck must've been what clued him in.

I understand your pain. I wouldn't want to lose that post count, either.

This thread was doomed to failure when the person responsible for it was born.

My balls are greatly swollen. It's a source of constant concern.

Man, I can never keep in that kind of shape.

My life can't end soon enough. Why would I want to relive a year?

He appears to have changed his avatar. And, since I am a man of my word... Never have I been so tempted to change my avatar back to the fey goth bitch. Don't act like you don't like it, Nancy.

I have no desire to meet this girl again. The guilt is too much.

He appears to have changed his avatar. And, since I am a man of my word...

Until he changes his avatar, he is my Board Nemesis. Once he acquires a new avatar, we will make mad, passionate love in a sylvan glen.

Shit, yeah. You'll be number 42. He's way more popular than I'll ever be.

I actually like their version of that song, but come on. "Victoria" is so obviously perfect. Oh, and I'm Mark E. Smith on Friendster. Wanna be his (my) pal?

I felt quite bad about it shortly afterwards, and, to an extent, still do. The girl in question was quite pleasant this evening, but I couldn't get what I did out of my mind.

Disagreed. Do It by Death from Above takes it. Incorrect. The Fall did a cover of "Victoria" back in '86, which was a hit for them in the UK. The Fall is a good band, but they have no business carrying that song's jock.

I don't know that she made the correlation. As far as I know, she wasn't aware I was at that party.

Anyway, "Victoria," by the Kinks, may be the greatest song ever. I don't see any point in arguing this.